Rock club manager Lonny tells a drunk, “Go to rehab.” (0:05)
Lonny tells club owner Dennis, “More like Michael Jackson.”
”Sound of Music.” (0:09)
Lonny tells Dennis, “Married to a woman who looks like she’s been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher’s bumhole.” (0:13)
Aspiring singer, and waitress, Sherrie tells barback Drew, “Don’t be nervous.” (0:31)
Dennis tells Lonny all the members of the opening band are “In rehab.”
”Betty Ford has a group rate.”
Lonny: ”Think they’ll do therapy individually or in pairs?” (0:33)
Rockstar Stacee’s fan faints on the stage.” (0:38)
Stacee tells Dennis, “I mean that’d be crazy, right?” (0:41)
When she sees Stacee, Sherrie faints. (0:41)
Lonny tells the audience, “Quieten down, please, you hot fecund soup of estrogen and testosterone.” (0:59)
A man at Rolling Stone asks Stacee by telephone, “Is this someone that’s trying to really freak me out?” (1:41)