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Rock of Ages

Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Russell Brand, Paul Giamatti, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Malin Akerman, Mary J. Blige, Alec Baldwin, Tom Cruise
Betty Ford | Michael Jackson | Margaret Thatcher | testosterone
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Rock club manager Lonny tells a drunk, “Go to rehab.” (0:05)

Lonny tells club owner Dennis, “More like Michael Jackson.”
Sound of Music.” (0:09)

Lonny tells Dennis, “Married to a woman who looks like she’s been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher’s bumhole.” (0:13)

Aspiring singer, and waitress, Sherrie tells barback Drew, “Don’t be nervous.” (0:31)

Dennis tells Lonny all the members of the opening band are “In rehab.”
Betty Ford has a group rate.”
Lonny: ”Think they’ll do therapy individually or in pairs?” (0:33)

Rockstar Stacee’s fan faints on the stage.” (0:38)

Stacee tells Dennis, “I mean that’d be crazy, right?” (0:41)

When she sees Stacee, Sherrie faints. (0:41)

Lonny tells the audience, “Quieten down, please, you hot fecund soup of estrogen and testosterone.” (0:59)

A man at Rolling Stone asks Stacee by telephone, “Is this someone that’s trying to really freak me out?” (1:41)