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South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Issac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Jesse Howell, Anthony Cross-Thomas, Franchesca Clifford, Bruce Howell, Deb Adair, Jennifer Howell, George Clooney, Brent Spiner, Minnie Driver, Dave Foley, Eric Idle
Adolf Hitler | Liza Minnelli | thiopental
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Teacher Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.” (0:09)

Eric tells the school chef, referring to his friend Kyle, “He was scared out of his mind.” (0:12)

PTA president Sheila Broflovski tells the Canadian representative, “Our children are now addicted to your filth.” (0:14)

Doctor: “Load that IV with 70 cc’s of sodium pentothal.” (0:18)

Adolf Hitler in hell. (0:21)

Brooke Shields tells talk show host, Conan, “I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.”
Conan asks actors Terrance and Phillip, “So guys, does it make you nervous to be in America?”
Conan jumps out the window to his death. (0:24)

Dr. Vosknocker tells the P.T.A., “The V-chip... is placed under the child’s skin, where it emits a small shock of electricity whenever an obscenity is uttered.”
”It’s just like a lie detector.” (0:33)

Stan reads from a Web site, “Welcome to German sick fetish video.” (0:39)

Saddam Hussein ask Satan, “Who am I gonna pretend you are, Liza Minnelli?” (0:42)

Winona Ryder tells the USO audience, “I’m super psyched to be here today.” (1:00)