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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

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Cast
Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc, Dan Marino, Noble Willingham, Troy Evans, Raynor Scheine, Udo Kier, Frank Adonis, Tiny Ron
Released
1994
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Pet detective Ace Ventura tells police sergeant Aguado, "In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s dick and became insanely jealous." (0:20)

Detective Emilio tells Ventura, "... we're just a little busy right now with... drug dealers..." (0:21)

Team publicist Melissa asks Ventura, "Are you insane?" (0:28)

Ventura uses a volatile anesthetic to render a runner unconscious. (0:37)

Reporter: "... Roger Podacter... has apparently committed suicide, allegedly leaping to his death..." (0:39)

Lieutenant Einhorn asks Ventura, "So, you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective?"
Ventura: ”Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide.” (0:41)

Football player Ray Finkle’s father tells Ventura, "8 years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital..."
Ray's mother: ”What a sports nut, huh?” (0:51)

By telephone Ventura tells Melissa, "I'm in psychoville, and Finkle’s the mayor." (0:53)

Ventura tells Einhorn, "We're talkin paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room: cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter."
”Busted out of a mental institute.” (0:56)

Ventura tells Melissa, "You have to commit me." (0:59)

Psychiatric hospital:
Ventura tells the psychiatrist: ”I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological.” (0:59)

The psychiatrist tells Melissa, "We are very sensitive to the emotional stress that athletes endure."
Referring to Ventura: ”Does he have a long history of mental illness?”
”This is one of our therapy rooms...” (1:01)

Ventura, after reading Finkle’s diary: "Obsess much?" (1:03)

Football player Dan Marino tells Einhorn, "I get hit in the head a lot." (1:10)

Marino tells Einhorn's henchmen, "Hey guys, I don't know how much psycho woman's paying you, but I'll double it."
Henchman: ”Psycho woman keeps us out of prison.” (1:11)

Ventura, referring to a henchman he has knocked out: "Unconscious, exactly as I planned." (1:12)

Ventura: "What you wouldn't read about is how Ray Finkle lost his mind, was committed to a mental hospital, only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker..."
Referring to Einhorn: ”She's a man.”
”Now history has shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time...” (1:17)

Ventura calls the team mascot "Idiot." (1:22)