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Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

Cast
Steve Coogan, Colm Meaney, Felicity Montagu, Monica Dolan, Tim Key, Simon Greenall, Karl Theobald, Nigel Lindsay, Phil Cornwell, Anna Maxwell Martin, Darren Boyd, Sean Pertwee
Released
2013
cocaine | heroin
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DJ Danny makes a hand gesture of pistol in mouth; thumb (as hammer) goes down. (0:07)

DJ Alan tells his radio audience, "That was soft rock cocaine enthusiasts Fleetwood Mac." (0:14)

Alan tells his assistant Lynn, "More of an assisted suicide really." (0:16)

DJ Dave tells Alan’s “sidekick” DJ Simon: "Cocaine... Cocaine, prostitutes... Yeah, I was withdrawing."
"And if you've ever done any horse..."
"No, no, I mean heroin."
Simon: "No, I've not done heroin." (0:17)

Alan tells Lynn, "She's a drunk racist... when I'm pissed." (0:19)

Alan: "Alright, you freaked me out."
He stops a motorist: "There's a madman with a gun." (0:21)

Alan tells a police constable, "I'm a bit nervous." (0:22)

Scotland Yard representative Martin asks Alan, "Do you suffer from any nervous conditions such as panic attacks?"
Alan: "Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I've had one panic attack in a car wash."
"I'm just a little nervous about going into a car wash." (0:24)

Alan tells the hostages, "The point is Pat has not gone mad."
"Pat may have gone mad. He may have gone mad." (0:33)

Alan tells Martin, "Listen, I don't know what it says in... 'Psychobabble Weekly.'"
Alan tells the others, "Back in the day I was emceeing a conference for Reynard Pharmaceuticals... But high on a cocktail... " (0:34)

Pat tells Simon and Alan, referring to a photo of his wife Molly, "A year after that was taken the angels took her." (0:42)

Alan tells Pat, referring to country music, "It's just jilted spouses complaining whilst drunk." (0:44)

Alan tells the others, referring to the station security guard, "Michael suffers from night terrors." (0:50)

Alan tells the SWAT team, referring to Pat, "He's honking in my ear like a mad Irish goose."
He tells them inside the building "It's scary, stressful... and there's a crazy person running around with a gun..." (0:52)

Voice on television: "Erectile dysfunction." (0:56)

Alan shows Angela "Just your basic disabled loo... panic cord... "
Angela: "Alan, you didn't bring me in here to talk about disabled toilet facilities, did you?"
Alan: "It's when I'm anxious." (0:56)

Pat tells Alan, referring to Simon, "I can't believe you left me with this nutcase." (1:05)

Pat tells Alan , "I brought Molly to this pier. I scattered her ashes here. Buried at sea."
Pat, holding his shotgun with the muzzle in his mouth: "I want to be with Molly."
Alan: "You... idiot."
Alan asks Lynn, "We had some mad time, didn't we Lynn?" 1:19