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Alicia Silverstone, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd, Stacey Dash, Donald Faison, Elisa Donovan, Breckin Meyer, Jeremy Sisto, Dan Hedaya, Wallace Shawn, Twink Caplan, Justin Walker, Sabastian Rashidi, Herb Hall, Julie Brown
William Burroughs | Friedrich Nietzsche | marijuana
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Cher, referring to boys, "They're just like these nervous creatures..." (0:04)

Teacher Mr. Hall ask the class, "Any further insights?"
Student: "I have insight, Mr. Hall."
Student Cher: "Mr. Hall, the buzz on Christian is that his parents have joint custody."
Mr. Hall, referring to student Travis as he stops his attempted defenestratation: "And could the suicide attempts please be postponed 'til the next period?" (0:05)

Cher's ex-stepbrother Josh reads a biography of Friedrich Nietzsche. (0:15)

Cher tells Mr. Hall, "Well, I am such a retard." (0:17)

New student Tai tells Cher and her friend Dionne, "Man, I'm freakin'."(0:22)

Tai tells Cher and Dionne, referring to Travis, "Straight off, right, he offers me some smoke."
Cher: "Are you talking about drugs?"
"It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day."
"Loadies generally hang on the grassy knoll..." (0:25)

Josh tells Cher, referring to Tai, "And... so you're acting out on that poor girl like she was your Barbie doll."
Cher: "Freshman psych rears its ugly head."
Josh, "Hey, I am not taking psych." (0:28)

Presenting a joint, Travis asks Cher, "How about some chronic shit?"
Tai takes a toke from the joint before handing it to Cher who does likewise before hand it to Elton. (0:34)

Tai tells Cher, "See that almost destroyed my buzz."
Cher: "I'm still baked." (0:35)

Cher tells Elton, referring to Tai, "If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay." (0:37)

Cher: "I felt really nervous." (0:45)

Cher: "And, like, we're expected to swoon?" (0:47)

Student Christian reads Junky by Burroughs. (0:50)

Cher, referring to her litigator father Mel, "His clerks and Josh came to help him go through a gazillion depositions." (0:51)

Cher; "I know it sounds mental, but..." (0:59)

On television Ren of Ren & Stimpy: "Be quiet you idiot." (1:00)

Cher: "Christian had a thing for Tony Curtis, so he brought over Some Like It Hot and Sparatacus." (1:03)

Tai asks Cher, "And do you remember the time at the frat when I was totally depressed..."
"What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?" (1:16)

Cher: "What am I stressing about?... I'm... crazy in love with Josh." (1:18)

Josh tells Cher, "You look confused." (1:19)

Mel tells Cher, "Well obviously this boy is a complete moron." (1:20)

Travis donates a water pipe to the relief drive. He makes amends to Cher and tells her, "It's one of my steps. See I joined this club, and there are these steps."
Cher: "12?"
Travis: "Yeah, 12." (1:24)

Tai tells Cher, "I'm the 'tard here." (1:25)

Mel's law clerk asks Cher, "What are you, some kind of idiot?"
He tells Josh, "I'm gonna get killed 'cause she's a moron."
Josh: "She's not a moron." (1:27)