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Mallrats

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Cast
Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Renée Humphrey, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Ethan Suplee
Released
1995
marijuana | testosterone
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Posters for Tremors, The Punisher on Brodie’s bedroom wall. (0:08)

Brodie “You’re such an anal retentive bastard.”
T.S.: ”When Jaws pops out of the water.”
”Ritual suicide?”
Brodie: “No, you idiot.”
T.S.: “I prefer ritual suicide.” (0:10)

Jay tells Brodie, referring to Silent Bob [Clerks], “Crazy... thinks he’ll levitate shit with his thoughts.”
”No, Wolverine.”
”Brodie tells T.S., “What he’s doing is imitating Wolverine’s berserker attack...” (0:17)

Brodie tells his girlfriend Rene, “I’m sure you were just PMSing or something.”
”You have... my copy of Fletch...” (0:21)

Jay: “I attack the structure Wolvie-berserk style...” (0:23)

Brodie tells T.S., “Man, there’s not a year goes by that I don’t read about an escalator accident... that could have been easily avoided had some parent... conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.” (0:24)

T.S. tells Brodie and another guy, “Would you two testosterone-seething, He-Man comic book fans finish up with this display...” (0:28)

Jay tells Silent Bob, “... and when that’s gone, the stage is trashed, and we go smoke a bowl.” (0:29)

Brodie asks Rene, “Are you insane?”
”Are you nuts? The guy’s pure testosterone.”
Rene: “I’m in need of testosterone after babysitting you and your comic book collection.”
”... which, by the way, has enormous effect on you libido.”
Brodie, “Oh, now you attack my libido?”
Rene: “There’s no libido to attack.”
Brodie: “No libido to attack?”
”The effort, you retard.” (0:33)

Brodie tells T.S., referring to Rene, “She challenged my libido.” (0:36)

Gwen tells Brodie, “Yeah, well some pervert wanted to see me naked...”
Brodie: “That’s like a metaphor for our whole relationship.” (0:40)

Brodie tells T.S., “You’ve been walking all day, and you’re also nervous...” (0:47)

Jay tells Willam, “I’ll tell you what you need is a fatty boombatty blunt...”
Jay tells Silent Bob, ”Dude, you’re a mad chick magnet.” (0:52)

T.S. tells Brodie, “That is one of your more admirably deplorable traits.”
”Maybe I was deluded.” (0:55)

Brodie: “Man, this place is something out of Octopussy.”
Psychic Miss Ivannah: “If you have heart condition, suffer from nervous nausea or have a family history of stress-induced breakdown...” (0:57)

Brodie tells T.S., referring to Rene’s game show director father Jared, “Last time we were here Svenning had dope planted on us.” (1:02)

T.S. asks Jay and Silent Bob, “You two up for getting stoned?” (1:02)

One contestant tells another, “You’re making me nervous.”
Jay shows them bags of joints. (1:04)

Comic creator Stan Lee tells Brodie, “The Hulk, a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.” (1:06)

Jay tells T.S., “All it took was a fat chronic blunt.”
Jay: ”Homeboy’s got a case of the mad munchies.”
Brodie tells a security guard, referring to two contestants, ”Oh, they got stoned and knocked this guy out.” (1:09)

Brodie as Second Suitor answers Brandi: “When Jaws popped out of the water.”
Referring to Suitor #3: “Hey suitor-ette, this guy’s a homophobe.”
”So they... start beating it like mad.”
”You’re both retarded for each other.” (1:15)

Rene: “I love the retard.” (1:24)