27 Dresses

Jane Nichols: "It was our first family event since Mom died..." (0:01)

By telephone, Jane tells Suzanne, "Don’t worry about anything..." (0:02)

A bridesmaid tells Jane, "I’m freakin’ out..." (0:04)

Her coworker Casey tells Jane, referring to a dress, "... some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds..." (0:06)

Jane appears to regain consciousness. 
Writer Kevin “Malcolm” Doyle: ”... Just a little bump on the head. ”(0:08)

Kevin tells Jane, "Love is patient... Love means slowly losing your mind." (0:10)

His coworker Trent tells Kevin, "Keep on dreaming." (0:13)

Jane tells coworker Gina, "... No worries..." (0:14)

Kevin tells editor Maureen, "If I have to write another sentence about baby’s breath I’m gonna shoot myself..." (0:15)

Casey tells Jane, "Tell me that crazy crush is the reason you work as hard as you do... " 
”No, you just think that one day George is gonna wake up and realize that he is madly in love with you...”
Referring to the flowers: ”... you don’t seriously think they’re from your dream guy, do you?” 
Casey smacks Jane in the face. (0:16)

Jane tells her sister Tess, "I love the... crazy proposals..." (0:20)

George asks Jane and Casey, "You guys need anything, a little liquid courage...?" (0:21)

Casey tells Jane, "This is not a fantasy..." (0:23)

Jane bumps her head on a cabinet. (0:29)

By telephone, Jane asks Kevin, "Are you insane?" 
Kevin: ”... Your life is insane...”(0:32)

Jane tells Tess and George, "I must have repressed the memory of Toby." 
George: ”... I had a stutter.” (0:35)

Jane tells George, "... You seem a little bit nervous." (0:39)

Tess tells Jane, "... that writer that you obsess about..." (0:45)

Casey tells Jane, "That selfish whore... Men just become hypnotized by her voodoo and they lose their minds." (0:46)

Tess tells Kevin, "She’s obsessed with your stories." 
Jane: ”I’m a little bit confused.” (0:48)

Kevin dictates, referring to Jane, "Slightly delusional..." 
Kevin tells Jane, ”No, people do not have Gone With the Wind weddings.” (0:52)

Kevin tells Jane, "... For someone who has no insight whatsoever into herself..." (0:59)

Maureen tells Kevin, "... I was shocked..." (1:00)

Kevin tells Jane, "You’re stuck in this creepy little love triangle... you’re about one monogram party favor away from blowing your brains out." 
Jane: ”You’re mean and dark and cynical.....”
Kevin: ”Seriously, crazy lady...” (1:04)

Jane tells Kevin, "It was the anniversary of the father’s death... You cannot fake emotion like that..." 
: ”... I think he’s an idiot...” (1:06)

Jane smacks Kevin in the face. (1:12)

Tess reads to Jane from Kevin’s article: "... Tess... at any moment, one worries, might start stomping around Manhattan..." (1:13)

George tells Jane, "... Don’t worry about it." 
”Look, I wouldn’t worry about it...” (1:15)

Tess tells Jane, "... But don’t worry..."
Jane: ”... Mom died when you were little...” (1:17)

Casey tells Jane, "... What you did was unleash twenty years of repressed feelings in one night..." (1:24)

Kevin asks Jane, "Was it absolutely, certifiably nuts?..." (1:25)

Tess asks Jane, "... Are you crazy?..." 
”Jane, you’ve been trying to take care of me ever since Mom died.” (1:30)

Jane tells George, "... I was so madly in love with you... crazy, crazy crush..." (1:34)

Jane tells Kevin, "You’re cynical and cranky..." (1:38)