(500) Days of Summer

Narrator: "... a total misreading of the movie The Graduate..." (0:01)

Rachel Hansen tells her half-brother Tom, "Don’t worry about it..." 
Referring to Tom’s girlfriend Summer Finn: ”Maybe she was just in a bad mood.” 
Tom’s friend Paul: ”... a hormonal thing.” 
Rachel: ”P.M.S.?” 
Tom: ”What do you know about P.M.S.?” (0:04)

Summer tells Tom, "... we’ve been like Sid and Nancy for months now." 
Tom: ”... Sid stabbed Nancy... I hardly think I’m Sid Vicious.” 
Summer: ”No, I’m Sid.” 
Tom: ”Oh, so I’m Nancy?” (0:05)

His friend McKenzie answers Tom, "Centuries of reinforcement." (0:09)

Summer tells Tom, "They used to call me anal girl..." (0:12)

Tom: "... every time I think of her..." (0:14)

Tom tells Rachel, referring to Summer, "... it’s insane." (0:14)

Summer tells Tom, referring to love, "... It’s fantasy." 
Tom: ”I’m not nearly drunk enough.” (0:20)

Tom tells Summer, "... I hadn’t really thought about it..." (0:23)

Paul tells Tom, "... The same girl you’ve been obsessing over..." 
Tom: ”I’ve not been obsessing.” 
Paul: ”... You were essentially stalking her” 
Summer: ”Yeah, I’m stalking...” (0:25)

Summer tells Tom, "You’re so smart..." 
”... Some people kind of freak out...” (0:28)

Summer tells Tom, "... You know I dream sometimes about flying..." (0:39)

Tom tells Rachel, "... what I’m thinking..." 
Rachel: ”... which will shatter all the illusions...” (0:41)

Summer tells Tom, "I was thinking about..." 
Tom punches a bar patron in the face. The patron punches Tom. (0:44)

Tom tells Summer, "It was really just a crazy thing..." 
Tom rages. (0:45)

Tom: "Sorry, Tourette’s..." (0:51)

Movie Narrator: "... Now his only friend is grief..." 
A character smacks Tom’s character in the head. (0:53)

Tom tells his boss Mr. Vance: ”Funerals and sympathy.” (0:55)

Tom tells McKenzie, "... you make me proud..." (0:57)

Tom tells his blind date Alison, referring to Summer, "... Either she’s an evil, emotionless..." 
Alison: ”She never cheated on you?” 
Tom appears intoxicated. (0:59)

Summer tells Tom, referring to Millie, "She’s the sweetest." 
Tom: ”... It got kind of crazy...” (1:02)

Paul: "... the girl of my dreams... Robyn’s better than the girl of my dreams..." (1:07)

Narrator: "Tom... intoxicated by the promise of the evening..." (1:07)

Vance: "We haven’t heard from sympathy for a while..." 
Tom: ”... That’s suicidal...” (1:12)

The man in the bar punches Tom. (1:16)

Summer and Tom watch The Graduate. (1:17)

Summer answers Tom, "Yeah, it’s crazy, huh?" (1:23)