Aladdin (1992)

A merchant exhibits a "... combination hookah and coffee maker..." (0:02)

Thief: "... O patient one..." (0:03)

Royal vizier Jafar tells his parrot, "Patience, Iago, patience..." (0:06)

A guard tells the other guards, "You idiots, we’ve all got swords." (0:09)

Prince Achmed: "... only your fleas will mourn you." (0:11)

Jafar tells the Sultan, "Don’t worry..." Jafar uses his snake-shaped cane to induce a trance in the Sultan. (0:15)

Aladdin tells a merchant, "Thank you, kind sir..." 
Referring to Princess Jasmine: ”... She’s a little crazy...” (0:18)

Jasmine tells Aladdin, referring to his monkey Abu, "Tell him that’s very sweet." (0:22)

Jafar answers Princess Jasmine, "Death."
Jasmine reacts, believing Aladdin dead. (0:24)

Aladdin: "... don’t worry, Abu... I’m a fool." 
Prisoner: ”You’re only a fool if you give up, boy.” (0:26)

Aladdin: "Abu, what are you, crazy?" 
”Abu, this is no time to panic.” (0:29)

Aladdin: "I must've hit my head harder than I thought." 
Aladdin tells Abu, ”Now I know I’m dreaming.” (0:36)

Genie, dressed as a woman: Mrs. Doubtfire? 
Genie’s head becomes Pinocchio’s head. 
Aladdin, referring to Jasmine: ”Ah, but Genie, she’s smart...” (0:43)

Jafar tells the Sultan, "Not to worry, my liege..." 
Jafar the Sultan in a trance. (0:47)

Jafar tells the Sultan, "... One thing I pride myself on, Jafar, I’m an excellent judge of character." (0:53)

Aladdin tells Genie, "... I gotta be smooth, cool, confident..." (0:55)

Genie tells Aladdin, referring to Jasmine, "... She’s smart..." (0:56)

A guard strikes Aladdin on the head with a club, rendering him unconscious. 
Aladdin regains consciousness. (1:02)

The Sulltan tells Aladdin, "... a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs. " (1:06)

Iago, referring to Jafar: "... He’s cracked. He’s gone nuts..." (1:07)

Iago: "Oh, Jafar, you’re too kind..." (1:10)

Abu faints. (1:15)

Genie tells Aladdin, "... I work for Senor Psychopath now..." (1:17)

Abu hits Iago on the head. 
Aladdin asks Jafar, ”Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?” 
Jafar tells Aladdin, ”You little fool...” 
Genie: ”The boy is crazy. He’s a little punch drunk...” (1:18)

Jafar tells Iago, "Oh shut up, you moron..." (1:21)

Genie: "... Bye bye, you two crazy lovebirds..." (1:25)