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Batman Returns

CastMichael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Michael Murphy
Year released1992
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A thug punches the Mayor in the face. (0:13)

Administrative assistant Selina Kyle tells a gangster, "But you need therapy." (0:16)

Crime boss Penguin (Oswald Cobblepot) tells industrialist Max Shreck, "Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You’re at home in bed, heavily sedated..."
Max, referring to the umbrella: ”What, is that supposed to hypnotize me?”
Penguin: ”A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference.” (0:18)

Max asks Selina, "What did curiosity do to the cat?" (0:27)

Penguin visits his parents graves in a graveyard. (0:40)

Penguin: "Perhaps when I held my Tiffany baby rattle with a shiny flipper instead of five chubby digits, they freaked..." (0:42)

Selina, now as Catwoman, strikes a would-be rapist in the head. (0:43)

Selina tells the others, "It’s... not complete amnesia..." (0:46)

Max tells his son Chip, "Who’d have thought Selina had a brain to damage?" (0:48)

Max tells Penguin, "Don’t worry about it." (0:50)

Penguin tells Max, "You want my friends up there to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy." (0:53)

Multiple traumatic head injuries as batman fights the gangsters (0:54)

More traumatic head injuries (0:59)

Mayoral candidate Oswald Cobblepot (Penguin), "... Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clowns." (1:02)

Bruce Wayne answers Selina, "A lot like the lonely secretary syndrome..."
”... you’re going to think of me as a Norman Bates, Ted Bundy type...” (1:10)

Catwoman and Batman inflict more head injuries on each other. (1:17)

Batman: "Now I’m a little worried." (1:26)

Max asks Oswald, "What’s the worry?"
”They’ve lost faith in old symbols.” (1:26)

Oswald strikes one of his henchmen in the head.
Oswald: ”... While their parents party they'll be dreaming away...” (1:32)

Penguin rages. (1:42)

Batman hits Penguin in the head. (1:50)

Selina tells Max, referring to Bruce Wayne, "... he is Batman, you moron." (1:54)

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