Bruce Almighty

Reporter Bruce Nolan: "... their sinfully sweet, cream-filled Polski Pierogis, and the occasional sugar-induced coma that follows." (0:01)

Bruce tells his teacher girlfriend Grace Connelly, "Good dream." (0:06)

Bruce tells his boss Jack Baylor, "... this whole anchor thing... has got me nuts." (0:11)

Grace’s sister Debbie asks a kid, "... did you have a good time with Aunt Crazy today?" (0:12)

By telephone, Grace tells Bruce, "Debbie forgot to take her meds today." (0:12)

Bruce: "... and people who are insanely thirsty..." (0:13)

Reporter Susan Ortega"... let’s go live to that wacky Bruce Nolan..."
Reporter Evan Baxter: ”Hey, Wacky Bruce.” (0:15)

Bruce tells God, "Don’t get drunk, though."
”... if you hadn’t used the cheesy file cabinet illusion...”
”I don’t want to hurt you, but I will out of instinct.” (0:28)

Bruce: "I’m having a breakdown... Normal, everyday psychotic episode caused by a tumor or brain lesion."
: ”I am a reasonable, sane human being...” (0:32)

Bruce tells God, "... freaked me out a little bit." (0:36)

Reporter Phil Sidelman tells Bruce, "You’re the guy that went crazy."
”My instinct tells me there’s something more.”
Bruce, referring to a police dog: ”... he busted a news camera crew with 220 pounds of marijuana.” (0:48)

Bruce tells Jack, "Don’t even worry about it, my old friend." (0:51)

Grace watches It’s a Wonderful Life on television. (1:04)

Grace tells Bruce, "Other people want idiotic crap like getting married..." (1:06)

Grace asks Bruce, "Have you completely lost your mind? What, are you drunk?"
Bruce: ”Yeah, I’m drunk, drunk with power.” (1:12)

Jack: "The world’s gone mad."
Jack tells Bruce, ”It’s getting pretty crazy out there.”
”The whole town has gone crazy.” (1:13)

God tells Bruce, "A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education, that’s a miracle." (1:19)

Bruce: "I know this seems kind of crazy..." (1:22)

Bruce tells Grace, "I was such an idiot." (1:30)