Call My Agent! The Movie

Dix pour cent, le film

Actor Hervé André-Jezak: "... How crazy..." 
”... makes me crave sugar... What an idiot...” (0:00)

Agent Mathias Barneville tells film director Andréa Martel, "Don’t worry..." 
”... really courageous, switching careers..." 
"Don't panic...” (0:08)

Actor Laetitia Casta tells Mathias, referring to his daughter Camille Valentini, "... She’s intelligent... Honestly... You must be proud of her." (0:11)

Camille tells Mathias, "... It was very courageous." 
Mathias: ”Courageous?” 
Camille: ”.... listen and sympathize...” (0:11)

By telephone Andréa tells Arlette Azémar, "No, don’t worry...” (0:12)

Eva Longoria tells Andréa, "Honestly, honestly..." 
Andréa: ”... she finds her strength...” 
Eva: ”... find her strength in Paris...” (0:13)

Woman: "He’s an idiot..." (0:13)

Andréa tells producer Noémie Leclerc, "... colors feel like an antidepressant..." 
”... so cheerful and bright...” 
Noémie: ”... how cheerful I am?...”
”... We’re the dream team...” (0:14)

Noémie Tells Mathias, "... if I’m honest...." (0:16)

Mathias tells Laurent Lafitte, "To be honest, I’m getting worried..."
”... It’s too depressing.” (0:18)

Her ex-wife Colette Brancillon tells Andréa, referring to their daughter, "... She has a poem to memorize..." (0:19)

By telephone, Mathias tells a man, "... actors lose their minds." 
”... Hollywood types are crazy.” (0:23)

Noémie tells Mathias, "... How sweet..." 
Laurent, by text: ”Thanks for your insight and advice."
Noémie: “Are you out of your mind?” (0:25)

Poster: "A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM..." (0:26)

Noémie tells Hervé, referring to his lover Ludovic, "... What a selfish piece of trash..." (0:28)

Hervé tells Noémie, "... if I’m happy or suicidal.." 
Noémie: ”... don’t worry...” 
Hervé: ”... Are you nuts?” (0:29)

Noémie tells Andréa, "... you can dream a little..."
”... makes you stronger...” 
”Oh, you’re crazy...” 
Noémie: ”... knockout.” (0:31)

Actor George Clooney tells Andréa, "You can be honest." 
GC tells Noémie: "Oh, Monuments Men.” 
Clooney: “... People think I’m too sensitive.”
Noémie: ”... I make confusion in my brain...” (0:35)

Noémie tells Andréa, "... It'll be a nightmare..." (0:40)

By telephone, Gabriel tells Andréa, "Don’t worry about it...." 
Andréa: “... we always use for rehab...” 
Gabriel, referring to actor Vincent Macaigne: ”... He has severe anxiety attacks...” (0:41)

Vincent tells Andréa, "... I’ve always been anxious..." 
Gabriel: “... you’re a sensitive soul...”
Vincent: ”... these panic attacks... if I wasn’t anxious...”
”The world’s gone mad... It’s crazy... end up committed to mental institutions.”
”It's crazy. That’s what’s crazy. 
Andréa quotes actor Laetitia Casta: ”It’s a dream.” (0:43)

By telephone, Andréa quotes Vincent to Laetitia: "It’s a dream." 
Laetitia: ”A dream?” (0:45)

Elise tells Gabriel, "Well, don’t worry..." 
Gabriel: ”Elise, don’t worry...” (0:45)

Gabriel insufflates from a whipped cream can. (0:46)

By telephone, Noémie tells Gabriel, "... You’re a maniac. That’s psychopathic...." (0:46)

Andréa tells author Arlette Azémar, "... my libido." (0:47)

Vincent tells Andréa, "... crazy." (0:48)

Noémie tells Andréa, "... You must be emotional, huh?”
Andréa: “I’d say just focused...” (0:49)

Andréa tells Vincent and Laeticia, "Don’t worry about your emotions..."
Vincent’s head hits Laetitia’s nose.

Vincent: ”Idiot.” (0:52)

Vincent: "... What a... idiot." (0:53)

By telephone, Gabriel tells Andréa, "How shocking..." (0:55)

Andréa tells Hervé, “... Don’t worry..." 
Hervé: ”... it’s a real dream...” (0:56)

Noémie tells Hervé, "... and the aggressive tone..." 
Hervé: ”It’s madness.” (0:57)

Camille tells Matthias, "... between Bambi II and..." 
Paloma: ”... she’s stressed.” 
Camille: ”... Hakuna Matata.” (0:58)

Hervé tells Vincent, "... It kills the fantasy." 
Vincent: ”... don’t worry.” 
Hervé: ”You want a Xanax?” (1:01)

Noémie tells Malik, "... You’re so sweet..." 
”... To be honest...” 
”... keep, uh, healthy boundaries...” 
“And honestly...” 
Malik: "And boundaries are everything." (1:02)

Andréa tells Noémie, "I’m curious about..." (1:04)

Noémie tells Malik, "Don’t worry..." (1:05)

Animal manager: "Please be patient..." (1:08)

Laetitia tells Vincent, “Coward!" 
”Coward...” (1:10)

Hervé tells Andréa, "... When they dream too..." 
Andréa: ”... I think it’s smart.” 
Hervé: ”I’m worried...” (1:13)

Matthias asks boar Venus, "... sweet Venus?.. very intelligent... You’re sweet." (1:14)

Laetitia tells Vincent, "... I just kept worrying..." 
Vincent: ”.. .I’m madly in love...” (1:18)

Noémie tells Mathias, "... don’t worry about it..." (1:20)

One police officer tells the other, referring to Laetitia, "I can empathize with her..." (1:21)

Andréa, referring to Laetitia and Vincent: "... these two idiots..." (1:23)

Andréa tells Gabriel, "... Killing dreams..."
”... choose to behave like scum...”
”... you’re a coward...” 
Gabriel: ”... always worried about others...” (1:28)

Noémie tells Mathias, "... Don’t worry..." 
Mathias: ”... I know how self-centered I was... rigid...” (1:30)

Andréa tells Camille, "... They’ll never grant me custody..." 
Camille: ”... bottomless pit of rage...” (1:34)

Gabriel tells Andréa, "... Honestly... That’s pride..." 
Andréa: ”... Pride, I guess.” 
Gabriel: ”We really are a couple of morons.” 
”We’re complete morons.” (1:39)

Camille tells Andréa, "... Show that you’re competent..." (1:41)

Arlette: "... and beatings... We beat each other..." (1:47)