Clifford

Title: "From the beginning of time, children have dreamed of exciting and perilous adventures." (0:00)

A series of objects strike Father Clifford on the head. (0:04)

Father Clifford asks young Roger, "What’s your I.Q., son?" (0:05)

Young Clifford tells another passenger, "Perhaps you were just having a nightmare..."
Clifford’s father Dr. Julien Daniels tells Clifford, ”Oh boy, you’re driving me crazy.”
Clifford: ”Looks like Daddy is going to have a big stroke.” (0:07)

Father Clifford tells Roger, referring to his architect uncle Martin, "... he had two dreams... and his other dream was to marry Sarah..." (0:11)

Martin tells his teacher girlfriend Sarah Davis, "I’m in a very good mood." (0:12)

Julien asks Clifford, "... is there no end to your madness?" (0:15)

Clifford tells Sarah, "May all your dreams be pleasant ones..." (0:23)

Martin tells Sarah, referring to Martin’s boss Gerald Ellis, "What really makes me nervous about him..."
Sarah: ”... he’s obsessed with himself.”
Ellis: ”Just don’t worry about that.”
Martin: ”Right, don’t worry about that.” (0:27)

Martin asks Clifford, "Are you crazy?"
A mom tells Martin, ”You pervert.” She strikes Martin, then Clifford, in the head with her purse. (0:32)

Martin tells Clifford, "I’m shocked." (0:32)

Clifford tells his model dinosaur Steffen, referring to Martin, "Too busy for a boy’s dream..." (0:35)

Sarah tells Martin, "You’d tell me if you were having a nervous breakdown, wouldn't you?"
Martin: ”Nervous breakdown.” (0:42)

Sarah tells Martin, "... you tend to be a bit of a worry wart..."
”Just because I’m in a good mood, and you’re not...” (0:43)

Martin: "Honestly, this is insane." (0:45)

Clifford tells Sarah, "You’re all dressed up to go dreaming..." (0:47)

Sarah: "Oh, Martin, I’ve been so worried."
Martin: ”You’ve been worried.”
”... I think I’m going insane.”
Sarah: ”Those guys are certifiable.” (0:48)

Clifford tells Martin, referring to Sarah’s father Parker Davis, "He said that you were a simple-minded moron."
Martin: ”Sarah’s father called me a moron?”
Clifford: ”A simple-minded moron.”
Martin: ”You’re obsessed with this dinosaur world.” (0:51)

Martin: "I can do it if I don’t panic." (0:56)

Martin tells Sarah, "Oh don’t worry about Clifford. He’ll be happy if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about HItler."
Cross-dressed man (1:01)

By telephone Clifford tells Sarah, "Because Uncle Martin is becoming nutty nuts... when he came back he was like a crazy person." (1:06)

Martin tells Sarah, referring to Clifford, "... don’t blame me when his head starts spinning around. Watch out for the green vomit." (1:08)

Gerald tells Martin, "I’ve been listening to this idiot..."
Martin: ”You look like Willie Nelson.”
Gerald: ”By the way, I happen to love Willie Nelson.” (1:09)

Clifford wears a straight jacket.
Clifford tells Martin: ”I’d say I’m the happiest boy in the whole wide world, uncle mental case.”
Martin: ”I’m the mental case? But you’re the one in the straight jacket.” (1:11)

Marin tells Mitchell the gate man, referring to Clifford, "This little fellow’s just crazy about dinosaurs." (1:12)

Clifford: “... this has always been my dream, Uncle Martin."
Martin: ”The same way as building a transit system was always my dream.”
”We’ll see how you feel about the dream after being on the ride for ten hours.” (1:13)

Terry the Pterodactyl tells Clifford, "Larry is in a horrid mood." (1:14)

Martin tells Clifford, "You know sorrow is a human emotion." (1:21)

Clifford tells Roger, "For the first time in my life I felt very confused... I thought I was so clever... if you destroy everyone who stands in the way of your dreams, then you end up alone, with no dreams at all."
”You’re much too intelligent for that.” (1:22)