Damn Yankees

Baseball fan Joe Boyd, watching baseball game on television, referring to the umpire: "You’re nuts. He’s nuts."
Joe’s wife Meg: ”Casper Niles tried to fry an egg on the sidewalk in front of his drug store one time.” (0:00)

Applegate (the Devil) tells Joe, "It was all the rage in the middle ages."
Joe: ”But that’s crazy.”
Applegate: ”The world is full of crazy things, crazier every day.” (0:09)

Baseball player Rocky tells teammate Smokey, referring to insurance, "... when I see a guy like you that ain’t covered, I get worried."
”I don’t worry.” (0:16)

Washington Senators manager Benny Van Buren tells a player, "Smokey, you’ve crashed into fences ‘til you drive me crazy."
Benny tells player Rocky, ”It’s just that your mental state is off in left field some place.” (0:18)

Applegate: "Don’t worry about a thing, Joe." (0:23)

Applegate tells Joe Hardy, referring to his cigarette trick, "And now I’m trying to break myself of the filthy habit." (0:44)

His servant Lola tells Applegate, "I told him I was through, and he jumped out the window, 22nd story."
Applegate: ”I’ve let this real estate idiot talk me into an escape clause.”
Lola: ”Clarence just raved about him.”
Applegate: ”I’ve got thousands of Washington fans drooling under the illusion that the Senators are gonna win the pennant.”
Lola: ”When they lose, there’ll be suicides and heart attacks and apoplexy...”
Lola: ”Well don’t worry, chief.” (0:49)

Lola asks Applegate, referring to Joe, "How, is he crazy about you?"
Applegate: ”Aren’t you shocked?”
”You depress me.” (1:07)

Benny tells team owner Mr. Welch, "Don’t worry."
Welch: ”We’ve come to the end of the season better than I ever dreamed.” (1:13)

Player Vernon: "They’re crazy." (1:23)

Applegate tells Lola, "It’s just psychology, baby, just psychology." (1:26)

Applegate tells the judge, "I ask for a little patience."
”Don’t worry, Joe.” (1:30)

Lola tells Joe, referring to Applegate’s rum, "... I slipped four pills into it." (1:32)

Applegate tells Lola, "You doped me." (1:43)

Applegate tells Joe, "... I’ll make amends..." (1:49)

Reference in The Scout (1994)