Encino Man

Stoney tells his friend Dave, "Please do me a favor and stress less, bro."
Caveman Link inadvertently steps on the remote, turning on a broadcast of "The Terminator." (0:22)

Stoney tells Dave, referring to Link, "Look, freak him out."
"He's a prehistoric pyromaniac."
"We're going psycho with him." (0:27)

Stoney tells Link, referring to SweeTarts, "So citrusy, dude, you'll freak."
Link mimics Terminator to convenience store clerks Raji and Kashmir: "I'll be back." (0:43)

Dave asks Stoney, "Are you crazy?" (0:46)

Dave tells Stoney, "You're mental." (0:53)

Dave tells Stoney, referring to Link, "He's flipping out." (0:59)

Teacher: "Contrast this with Hemingway's "The Sun Also Rises." (1:01)

His crush Robyn tells Dave, "You are too uptight." (1:05)

Stoney: "I'll be ba-ack." (1:25)