Evan Almighty

Evan asks his family, “You psyched?” (0:09)

Evan, referring to "God:" The nutcase is gone. (0:17)

Theater Marquee: The 40 Year Old Virgin Mary (0:18)

Congressman Evan swoons. 0:20,

Evan's chief of staff Marty tells him, "You can't faint during the Pledge of Allegiance." (0:21)

Evan faints again. (0:21)

Evan: "That's insane."
His wife Joan asks Evan, "What's insane?"
"You know, baby, you have every right to be freaked out."
Evan: "Freaked out? I'm not freaked out. Why would I be freaked out?"
Joan: "I'm freaking out."
Evan: "I'm just stressed."
Joan: I know you're stressed."
Evan: "This is crazy. I am just stressed..." (0:22)

Joan: "Somebody's in a good mood." (0:23)

Staffer Rita asks Evan, "Are you on that Fen/Phen?" (0:25)

Evan: "It's insane." (0:30)

Joan tells Evan, "... you grew this crazy beard."
Evan: "I know this sounds crazy."
Joan: "... we didn't leave our lives in Buffalo so you could sail the SS Depressive." (0:37)

Rita asks Evan, "What, are you shooting up Rogaine?" (0:41)

Congressman Chuck Long asks Evan, "Tell me something, Congressman, are you freaking out on me or what?" (0:43)

Joan asks Evan, "Is it a mega growth hormone...?" (0:48)

Long tells Evan, "Obviously the stresses of this office have proven too much for you." (0:55)

Rita: "... if he gets any crazier, we may end up in the White House." (0:59)

Television viewer, referring to Evan: "What an idiot." (1:00)

Jon Stewart, on television: "I will lower taxes, go crazy, and build a giant ark." (1:02)

Evan's son Jordan tells Evan, "We like you better as the crazy guy." (1:03)

Television journalist: "Wild animals running amok in suburban Virginia." (1:06)

Rita tells Evan, referring to staffer Eugene, "I had the stalker here do some research." (1:07)

"Yeah, Baxter, the weather is 70 and sunny with a chance of crazy." (1:11)

Evan's son Ryan tells Joan, referring to the animals, "It's their instinct." (114)

Long tells Evan, "You set me up, you crazy son of a..." (1:24)