Everyone Says I Love You

Djuna “D.J.” Berlin, narrating: "... my stepbrother Scott, who’s very smart... caused my stepfather to have a stroke..." (0:04)

Scott tells his lawyer father Bob Dandridge, "... outmoded liberal fantasy world..." 
Bob: "... Are you crazy?...” (0:04)

Claire: "... my mom is in there with a patient." 
D.J.: ”... Her mom’s a shrink...” (0:07)

Psychotherapy session: Von Sidell tells the psychotherapist, “... I’ve been having the fantasies about other men... I had that elevator dream..." (0:07)

D.J.’s father Joe tells Bob and his wife, Joe’s ex-wife, Steffi, "... I’m gonna kill myself... jump off the Eiffel Tower..." 
”... you think I’m an idiot?...” 
Steffi: ”... You couldn’t figure out whether you wanted to be a psychoanalyst or a writer.” 
Joe: ”... I became a writer and a patient.” 
Steffi: ”... match up with his personality...” 
”Well, you have to think about those things.” 
”Oh, that was so mean.” 
”Madeline was a nymphomaniac.” 
Referring to Carol: ”She was a heroin addict.” 
Joe: ”... a heroin addict...” (0:09)

Steffi tells Scott, "... he was an abused child." (0:17)

D.J.: "Skylar suffers from white knight syndrome, ever since her hormones kicked in..." (0:18)

Skylar Dandridge tells her boyfriend Holden Spence, "... It’s just some thoughts...” 
Holden: ”Thoughts you...” (0:21)

Man in straight jacket (0:25)

Joe tells D.J., "... the worst that happens to the leaver is a little survivor guilt, and survivor guilt is the worst thing..." 
D.J., referring to Von: ”My friend’s mother is her shrink...” (0:29)

Joe tells Von, "... it’s stress..." (0:33)

Joe tells D.J., “... I was the guy who had a sudden stroke.”
”... Kirk Douglas as Vincent van Gogh...” (0:34)

Joe tells Von, ”... I’m crazy about it.” 
”... with a proud and obstinate nature...” (0:36)

D.J. tells Joe, "... makes her crazy." 
Joe: ”... What goes on between her and her shrink is private.” (0:40)

D.J. tells Joe, referring to gondolier Alberto, "We’re crazy about each other." 
Joe: ”How can you be crazy?...” 
”... Are you having a breakdown?” 
”This is crazy...” 
”... That’s insanity.”
D.J.: ”Why is it insanity?” (0:42)

Joe tells Von’s husband Greg, "... It’s a madhouse." 
Joe tells Von, ”It’s an absolute madhouse.” 
”I think that you must have fantasies... dreams about boats...” 
Von: ”I think I’m gonna faint...” (0:43)

D.J. tells Ken Risley, "... I work for the Columbian drug cartel... gift wrap the cocaine. Why am I so nervous?..." (0:46)

Skylar tells ex-convict Charles Ferry, "... sweetly honest." 
”Oh, that’s sweet...” 
Ferry: ”I used to... dream of somebody like you.” 
Skylar: ”... I’ve never been kissed by a sociopath before.” (0:54)

Von, in psychotherapy session, referring to Joe: “... he knows what I’m thinking.”
Psychotherapist: "... your fantasy come true." 
”... I had this dream...” (0:59)

Wake for Grandpa with open casket 
D.J.: ”... Grandpa died..." 
Bob: ”... I used to think... I used to think...” 
Steffi: ”He was a foot fetishist...”
”He drove your mother crazy.” (1:00)

Skylar tells Bob, referring to Holden, "... I can’t just cheat on him..." 
Bob: ”Cheat on Holden?...” 
Steffi: ”Bob, calm your denial mechanism.” 
”... this new Prince Charming...?” 
Skylar: ”... he’s bright and charming...” 
Bob: ”... You’re having a psychotic episode... You need shock treatment... or industrial-strength Prozac.” 
Skylar: ”Mom, I’m shocked.” 
Steffi: ”... as a social symbol...” (1:05)

Laura, referring to Jeffrey Vandermost and her sister Lane, "... he had a mad crush on her " (1:08)

Robber: "I got nervous." (1:11)

D.J.: "... Von’s fantasy of a Parisian apartment..." (1:12)

Von tells Joe, "... out of a dream... my dream. This is my dream apartment, my dream view..." (1:12)

Holden tells Skylar, "I was worried." 
Skylar: ”Oh, I behaved so terribly.” (1:14)

D.J.: "... Everybody panicked." 
Scott’s doctor tells Bob, ”... if he’s exhibited any kind of strange or weird behavior...” 
D.J., referring to Bob: ”... He was just as proud as can be...” (1:15)

Joe, referring to Von: "... a dream had come true for her." (1:18)

Von tells Joe, "... not that I don’t think that you’re great... I think you’re great." 
”... I’ve always had this fantasy... he would fulfill my dreams... that fantasy, I think... I have seen my dream come true, and my fantasy...” 
Joe: ”... that’s so neurotic.” 
Von: ”... I’m crazy.” 
Joe: ”... all your secret thoughts...” 
Von: ”... I’d say you were crazy.” (1:19)

Joe: "I’m not in a Groucho mood." (1:21)

Joe tells Steffi, "I don’t want to panic you..." (1:23)

Joe tells Steffi, "... A good psychiatrist... would think that..." 
”... my magic personality.” 
”... you were panicked...” 
Steffi: ”... Maybe we’re crazy...” (1:26)