Evil Bong

Marijuana plants animation repeats throughout between scenes. (0:00)

Sculpture of Jesus smoking a marijuana cigarette (0:02)

Larnell asks science student Alistair McDowell, "... You’re not a narc, are you?..."
Alistair: ”Narc...”
”... I am not a narcotics officer...”
Larnell tells Alistair, referring to roommate Brett, ”... he’s just been in a sour mood.”
Brett slaps roommate Bachman on the head.
Brett smokes a joint and shares it with Larnell. He answers Alistair: “Until they sprung a piss test on us...”
Bachman smokes the joint.
Brett: ”... it’s just weed.”
”Second-hand highs...”
Bachman reads: ”Large bong for sale...”
Brett: ”A haunted bong?”
Larnell: ”It’s guaranteed to give amazing highs, bro.”
Bachman: ”... not responsible for bad side effects.”
Alistair: ”... It’s High Times, fellows.”
Bachman: ”... if there’s one thing this pad is lacking, it’s a killer... bong, man.” (0:03)

Larnell smokes (0:11)

Poster: "BEER, SEX OR DRUGS?"
Larnell removes a large hookah from a box.
Brett tells Larnell, ”You’re... nuts.”
All but Alistair smoke.
Brett: ”The ad said amazing highs...”
Larnell: ”You telling me that’s not an amazing high?”
Brett: ”... good weed... regular high...”
Larnell: ”Regular high.”
Brett: ”This bong’s nothing special, man...”
Bachman: ”Every high is amazing...”
Larnell: ”... let’s do another hit, man... let’s do another hit.”
Bachman: ”I’m gonna have to score some more weed tomorrow.” (0:14)

Bachman smokes the hookah. (0:21)

Larnell asks Brett’s girlfriend Luann, referring to her friend Janet, "What, is she mute or something?..."
Luann opens a bag of marijuana.
Janet tells Alistair, ”Psych major.”
Larnell: ”You ladies should... join us for one more hit.” (0:22)

In a dream, Bachman sees a Voodoo(?) doll smoking a joint. (0:28)

Brett tells Alistair, "... the whole drug thing went down... Dreams don’t always come true..."
Brett tells Larnell, ”You’re tweaking out...”
Larnell: ”Does my bong look different?”
The roommates react to Bachman’s death.
Brett tells Alistair, ”We got weed coming out of our wazoo.” (0:30)

Larnell’s grandfather Cyril Cornwallis: "Larnell, I can hear you in there, you fool."
Alistair: ”Have you two gone completely insane?”
Cyril tells Larnell, ”You disgusting pervert...” (0:33)

Alistair asks Larnell, "How can you even think about getting high at a time like this?"
Larnell: ”The old man was stressing me out big time.”
Alistair: ”What if something’s wrong with the marijuana?”
Brett: ”What if Bachman’s dead because the weed’s bad?”
Larnell: ”I smoke it too. It can’t be the weed. No weed on earth could kill Bachman.”
Brett: ”We all smoked it...”
Larnell lights a joint.
Brett: ”Dude crashed for days when he got baked...” (0:41)

Larnell smokes a joint.
Hookah: ”One more toke...”
Larnell lights and smokes the hookah. (0:43)

Cyril tells Larnell, "You twisted deviant."
Larnell: ”You know, you’re turning this into a bad trip real fast.” (0:47)

Brett and Luann smoke the hookah. Janet joins them.
Brett tells Luann, ”Not when I’m stoned.”
Brett and Luann appear to lose consciousness. (0:52)

Alistair tells Janet, "... this is a side of your personality I wasn’t expecting."
Referring to Larnell: ”He’s dead...”
”The bong...”
”When Yarnell purchased this bong, the ad warned the user against possible bad side effects... they weren’t warning the user against substandard drugs. They warned the user against this bong.” (0:55)

Brett asks Luann, "Hey, whose high is this anyway, yours or mine?" (0:58)

Alistair tells Janet, "You only took one hit."
Janet: ”Did you hear that, or am I stoned?”
Janet loses consciousness. (1:00)

A man tells Alistair, "I’m Jimbo, and that’s my bong."
Alistair: ”It’s your bong?”
Jimbo: ”It’s the bong, man. It’s evil.”
”The bong?... It killed all my friends...”
Referring to Janet: ”Did she take a hit?”
”There is where you go when you take a big bong hit...”
”Toke it up. Toke it up.”
Alistair loses consciousness.
Eebee the evil bong tells Jimbo: ”You know you want a hit.”
”I didn’t come here to get high.” (1:01)

Alistair calls Eebee, "... you accursed narcotic paraphernalia." (1:06)

Jimbo tells Eebee, "You sound worried."
”What is that, BC bud?” (1:09)

Alistair: "That’s the drugs talking, Janet. It’s the bong talking."
Janet: ”No, that’s the bong talking.”
Alistair: ”Use... that intelligent brain of yours.”
Eebee: ”The more you toke from me, the more powerful I become. I will control... a great big beautiful stoned world... oceans of bong water...”
Alistair: ”People should have the right to get high when they want to... You’re nothing but a ganja-headed dictator... free to get high on our own discretion...” (1:11)

Jimbo loses consciousness. (1:14)

Alistair tells Janet, "... the effects of the marijuana are wearing off..."
Jimbo: ”BC bud, man...” (1:15)

Larnell tells Janet and Alistair, "Dudes, trippy stuff..."
Alistair: ”Well maybe sometimes dreams do come true.”
Larnell: ”Speaking of dreams... some of that crazy backwater sloshing around in my skull.”
Janet, referring to Jimbo: ”He destroyed the bong...”
Alistair, referring to Jimbo: ”He must have perished in the attempt.” (1:17)

"You know that man’s a fool" (1:19)

Eebee: "I’ll be back as the King Bong" (1:20)