Just Before I Go

Pet store manager Ted Morgan: "... to be honest... from local alcoholics... he was gone."
Burial of Ted’s father in a cemetery. 
”... a sympathetic teacher often steps up...” 
”... It was a silly thing to believe in...” (0:01)

Ted, referring to his wife and her guitar teacher: “... I loved Penny. Unfortunately, so did Nate.”
“... Maybe I should just end it..."
Prescription bottle (0:03)

His police chief brother “Lucky” Morgan tells Ted, referring to the family, "... They’re gonna freak out." 
”... I’m getting a little emotional...” (0:06)

Lucky tells Ted, referring to Lucky’s wife Kathleen, "... You never wake a sleep masturbator." (0:10)

Lucky tells Ted, referring to Kathleen, "... she sleepwalks in there..." 
”They gave her this Zoloft shit... same crazy sleep stuff.” (0:11)

A clerk tells Ted, "... How sweet." (0:12)

Ted tells his former teacher Edwina Lawrence, "You were pretty mean to me... more than just mean... my father had just died..." 
Edwina’s granddaughter Greta strikes Ted on the head. (0:13)

Greta asks Ted, "... then kill yourself?..." 
Ted: ”... any plan that ends with suicide...” 
Greta: ”... let you kill yourself?” 
Ted: ”... I’m an idiot...” (0:14)

Picture of Elvis Presley (0:17)

Ted tells Lucky, "... Elvis’s comeback." (0:17)

Greta tells Ted, "... l’m gonna document this suicide thing of yours." (0:19)

Greta asks Ted, "... why do you have to kill yourself?..." 
Ted: ”... it’s what we cowards do.” (0:20)

Ted tells Great, "... one blow to the side of the head..." (0:22)

School bully Rawly Stansfield tells Ted, "... late wife." 
Referring to his son Henry: ”... the sweetest kid...” 
Henry has facial features consistent with Down syndrome. (0:23)

Kathleen engages in sexsomnia. (0:25)

Greta tells Ted, "... I’m trying to film a suicide note here..." (0:27)

Greta asks Ted, "... Mr. I’m Gonna Kill Myself?" (0:28)

Ted answers Greta, referring to Vickie Danzig, "She was one of the few people who was ever kind to me..." 
Greta: ”... you’re gonna kill yourself... your funeral?...” (0:30)

Greta tells Ted, referring to Edwina, "... her meds at 10:00... she’s most coherent..." 
Greta reacts to Edwina’s death. (0:30)

Greta tells Ted, referring to her father, "... after my mom died... at his funeral.." 
”... that was crippling.” (0:31)

Greta tells Ted, referring to her mother, "... the week before she died." 
Ted: ”... before she died...” (0:33)

Greta tells Ted, "... the path to killing yourself..." (0:33)

Romeo, smoking a marijuana cigarette: "... this crazy dream I had..."
Romeo shares with Zeke. (0:34)

Rowley tells Ted, referring to his wife, "... she was gone..." 
Referring to his father: ”... the day of her funeral... his grandson, because he has Down’s syndrome... he made me his punching bag...” 
Ted: ”Don’t worry about it.” 
Rowly: ”... smash me in the head...” 
Rowley: ”I’m not gonna be able to sleep...” (0:36)

Officer CT tells Lucky, "... Thought maybe you’d tied one on..." 
CT: ”... It was twice the legal limit.” 
Lucky: ”... twice the legal limit, huh?” (0:39)

Zeke tells Ted, "... Well, I panic..." (0:42)

Ted tells Lucky, "Idiot." 
Lucky, referring to Kathleen: ”... she’s a sleep masturbator.” 
”... She was dreaming...” (0:43)

Great listens to herself talking to Ted on video, "... be honest... my grandmother’s dead..." 
”... you want to kill yourself?” (0:45)

Ted tells Vickie, "... You were so pretty and kind..." 
Vickie: ”... I was kind? I don’t feel kind.” 
Ted: ”... You’re the sweetest, most gentle person...” (0:46)

Picture of Elvis Presley (0:49)

Nancy tells Ted, "... you were obsessed with Wammy..." (0:50)

Ted tells Rowley, referring to Rowley’s father, "... He’s mean to your wife..." 
Rowley: ”... You’re being really insensitive...” (0:52)

A schoolmate slams Romeo’s head against a locker. (0:56)

Vickie tells Ted, "... kindness is like..." (0:57)

Memorial for Edwina (1:02)

Mrs. Lawrence tells Ted, referring to Greta’s mother, "... She took her own life..." 
Ted tells Greta, ”Wake’s over...” (1:03)

Ted tells Greta, "... You’re totally crazy..." 
Greta: ”... some kind of crazy person..” (1:04)

Zeke’s schoolmates share a marijuana cigarette. 
They physically abuse Romeo.
Zeke repeatedly strikes Romeo’s face. (1:06)

Lucky tells Ted, referring to Zeke, "He beat the shit out of some black kid..." 
Lucky punches Ted in the face. 
Vickie strikes Lucky’s head. 
Kathleen, referring to Zeke: ”... I’m afraid he might hurt himself.” (1:08)

Romeo tells Kathleen, "Don’t worry..." 
Romeo tells his mother Berta, ”... You can do your whole Color Purple thing...” 
Berta: ”... how I feel about The Color Purple.” (1:11)

Greta tells CT, referring to Ted, "... He killed himself." 
Lucky: ”Why do you think he killed himself?” 
Great: ”... he was going to commit suicide.” (1:11)

Kathleen asks Berta, "Do you think that God hates homosexuals?" (1:12)

Romeo tells Zeke, "... My mom’s got a... drinking problem." 
Berta: ”... Had a drinking problem. I’ve been sober for two months. I got my chip...” 
Lucky: ”... enough trying to convince people to kill themselves...” 
”... I’m not to crazy about...”
”... Some smart-ass...” 
”... kill yourself... Shit’s temporary, son...” (1:14)

Lucky, referring to Ted: "... He’s... retarded now." 
”... that’s full-on retard... get the best retard specialist...” 
Emergency medical technician Kevin: ”I find the word ‘retarded’ offensive. My sister’s mentally challenged.” (1:21)

Lucky tells Ted, "... you got knocked out..." 
Nancy: ”You were so very brave, Teddy... so afraid of heights... so very proud of both of you, so proud of you.” 
Lucky: ”... gotta go see the hospital psychologist. Sensitivity training...” (1:22)

Shirley impersonates Elvis Presley. (1:25)