Kingsman: The Secret Service

Agent Galahad (Harry) tells Michelle of her husband’s death. (0:03)

Merlin tells a meeting of Kingsman agents, “Synthetic cathinones... Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.” (0:10)

Michelle’s son Eggsy tells his friends, referring to Michelle, “Low self-esteem, that’s her problem.”
Friend: “Why would she have low self-esteem?”
Friend: “Are you mental, cuz?” (0:13)

Harry tells Eggsy, “Drugs.”
Eggsy: ”Because my mom went mental...” (0:19)

Harry sets his wrist watch dart gun to “Amnesia.” (0:22)

Harry asks Eggsy, “Did you see the film “Trading Places?”
”How about Nikita? Pretty Woman?”
Eggsy: “Like in the film My Fair Lady.”
Harry: “Yes, like My Fair Lady.” (0:26)

Billionaire activist Richmond tells the U.S. President, “Those idiots who call themselves politicians have buried their heads in the sand...” (0:33)

Eggsy tells the others, “No one panic.” (0:34)

Kingsman instructor Merlin tells the Kingsman candidates, “For those of you who are still confused...” (0:36)

Merlin tells Kingsman leader Arthur, referring to Galahad, “His MRI shows no signs of concussion, no direct brain trauma at all.” (0:39)

Princess Tilde tells Richmond, “You are completely crazy.” (0:43)

Eggsy asks candidate Roxy, “What, don’t like heights?” (0:47)

Merlin: “Any idiot can read a heads up display.” (0:50)

Galahad tells Richmond, “As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.” (0:56)

Princess Tilde calls Richmond, “You psycho.” (0:58)

Merlin tells the candidates, “Your mission is to use your NLP training to win over the individual on the photograph...” (0:59)

Roxy tells Sophie, referring to negging, “Absurdly basic neurolinguistic programming technique.”
Kingsman instructor: “Rohypnol.” (1:00)

Galahad tells Eggsy he “Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.” (1:03)

Richmond tells his henchwoman Gazelle, “It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me.” (1:04)

Eggsy tells Arthur, “Well, then you know what that psycho’s doing.” (1:26)

Gazelle tells Richmond, “I figure we’re just getting the really nervous ones.” (1:32)

Eggsy tells Merlin, “The waves that turn everyone into a psycho killer.” (1:32)

Richmond asks Merlin, “What are you... crazy” (1:50)

Eggsy’s mother Michelle tells Roxy, “You’re... insane.” (1:50)