Meet Bill

Human resources executive Bill Anderson: "It’s depressing." (0:01)

Bill tells his wife Jess, "I’m The Blob." (0:12)

Jess’s television reporter lover Chip Johnson tells Jess, referring to Bill, "He looked really uptight."
Jess: ”Everything makes Bill uptight. Blow jobs make Bill uptight.”
”He has a complex about the little acorn.” (0:22)

Bill tells Jess, "Smoking pot is illegal. You cheated on me." (0:24)

HIs assistant tells Chip, referring to a cancer patient, "His prognosis is grim." (0:25)

Bill watches as interviewer Rick Edlund tells Chip, referring to Bill, "A deranged fan."
Bill: ”Deranged fan.” (0:26)

Bill asks his brother Sargent Anderson, "How many deranged fan jokes" (0:27)

Schoolgirl, referring to Bill: "It’s the deranged fan." (0:27)

The Kid tells Bill, "Don’t worry about your wife." (0:29)

Jess on Bill’s computer: "He’s got a complex about the little acorn." (0:30)

Jess tells Bill, "I know where your stash is." (0:31)

A customer at Sergeant’s store tells Bill, "Hey, deranged fan guy..." (0:41)

Jess tells Chip, "I mean, everybody loves the whole “deranged fan apologize” thing." (0:41)

The Kid asks his friend Lucy, "What’s your hang-up with underwear?" (0:49)

Jess tells Bill, "You know, when my dad finds out you made a tape, and it’s on the Internet, he’s gonna freak."
”I’m too stressed.”
Bill: ”It’ll be a good distraction.” (0:54)

Bill tells Jess, referring to a doughnut franchise, "If we had one of those, we would never have to worry about your father again." (0:55)

Bill tells Jess, referring to Chip, "I don’t think I can handle another “deranged fan” with him anyway." (0:56)

The Kid tells Bill, "Oh, I gotta stop smoking that chronic." (0:57)

Bill tells The KId, "... once you’ve been there long enough, the only thing you’ll care about is when your next pay increase is... and if your health insurance is gonna pay for the cholesterol medicine that keeps your heart pumping... Then, after you’ve gained twenty or thirty pounds because you’re so... uptight all the time..." (1:00)

The fireworks store clerk asks The Kid, "Dude, you want insane? Try the Crack Pipe..." (1:03)

The Kid tells Lucy, referring to Jane, "She’s insane."
”That was hysterical.” (1:03)

The Kid lights a joint then gives it to Bill. Later they appear intoxicated. (1:04)

Sergeant asks Bill, "What, are you high?"
”What, are you high?” (1:05)

Paul tells Bill, "That’s why Chip Johnson and the whole acorn thing drive you so crazy." (1:06)

Sergeant asks Paul, "Where’s your sympathy?... he’s having an identity crisis..." (1:07)

The Kid gives a joint to Lucy’s friend. They pass it around and get high. (1:11)

The Kid tells Bill, "Don’t worry." (1:13)

Lucy tells The Kid, "I mean, your obsession with women’s underwear is kind of creepy."
”You’re kind of a stalker.” (1:20)

Bill tells Jess, "We’ve spent enough time worrying about your father."
The Kid, referring to Chip: ”He’s a total Action News idiot. What’? The guy’s an idiot.”
Bill: ”He is an idiot”
Jess: ”Fine, he’s an idiot.”
Bill, referring to Jane and Jim: ”They think I’m insane.”
Jess: ”Yeah, they were a little confused...” (1:21)

Bill tells Jess, "... I’m kind of sick of being the deranged fan guy." (1:26)