Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

Museum guard Larry: “I don’t want to make anybody nervous, but...” (0:05)

Larry meets his double, a Neanderthal named Laaa. (0:08)

Larry asks Teddy Roosevelt, “Do you even remember that?”
Teddy: ”Not at all.” (0:14)

Larry tells his son Nicky, “I’m confused...” (0:17)

Museum director Dr. McPhee tells Larry, “Now I know you’re going mental.” (0:23)

Nicky asks Larry, “Why are you freaking out...”
Larry: ”I’m not freaking out.” (0:35)

Larry, referring to animated statuary: “They’re just a little bit freaked out.” (0:32)

Sir Lancelot tells Teddy, referring to Larry, “The fool seems agitated.”
Teddy: “It can be confusing at first.” (0:42)

Cowboy Jedediah tells Octavius, referring to a fleeing crowd, “They’re as crazy as road lizards.” (0:45)

Octavius tells Lancelot, “You’ll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword and hypnotic blue eyes.” (0:59)

Museum guard Lilly tells Larry, “I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger, who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows, will get it.” (1:02)

Larry tells Laaa, referring to Nicky, “... and he comes from a divorced family, so I’m sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me, and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there... so then I think I might be projecting my own guilt or taking it out on him in ways that I’m not even aware of.”
”I don’t want my own ego and childhood history to stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make to become the person that he’s meant to be.” (1:04)

Larry tells Hun Attila, “You don’t freak out.” (1:06)

Actor Alice, breaks out of her role as Guivere to tell Lancelot, “I think you got a bit confused.”
Alice tells Lancelot, referring to actor Hugh Jackman, ”He’s doing his Wolverine thing.” (1:09)

Larry tells Pharaoh Merenkahre, “Yeah, it’s crazy.” (1:17)

Tilly tells Laaa, “I know this sounds crazy, but you and I could make a life together here in England.” (1:20)

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