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CastKevin James, Alan Ritchson, Sarah Chalke, Alan Tudyk, Benjamin Pajak, Banks Pierce, Hiro Kanagawa, Stephen Root, Isla Fisher
Year released2025
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A player asks coach Brian Jennings, "What, are you high?" (0:01)
Brian tells his step-son Lucas, "... and they're going crazy..." (0:02)
Lucas lawyer mom Emily tells Brian, referring to Lucas, "...He gets bladder shy." (0:04)
Lucas tells his teammates, "... Honestly, I..."
A boy strikes Lucas’ face. (0:04)
Brian tells Lucas, "... This is crazy." (0:05)
Brian tells Emily, “... You saw The Departed..." (0:06)
His boss tells Brian, "... the Pfizer thing..." (0:06)
Leslie tells the other moms, referring to Brian, "This dude looks like my AA sponsor."
Brian: ”... felt crazy to me, but crazy sensible...”
Marla, referring to the kids: “... They go apeshit.”
Leslie: “... get ripped up, but mainly to get ripped up.
Leslie: ”You want coke? Ivy’s got speed.” (0:10)
Young CJ eats a butterfly. (0:14)
Brian tells security guard Jeff Eamon, "Pretty crazy story.."
Jeff, referring to CJ’s mom: ”Oh, she passed away...”
Brian reads Jeff’s list: ”Do ayahuasca in the desert.”
”Freak out the fat lady...” (0:17)
Jeff tells Brian, "... A kid falls and cracks his skull..."
Referring to CJ: ”Since his mom died.” (0:21)
Fight with traumatic head injuries (0:22, 0:40)
Scenes from Silence of the Lambs: "Doctor Hannibal Lecter." (0:27)
By telephone, tells Emily, "... Crazy shit...?"
Brian: ”It’s insane indeed...”
Brian: ”What are you, crazy?” (0:29)
Scene from Boyz n the Hood (0:31)
Brian tells Jeff, "... a bunch of drunk-ass soccer moms..." (0:32)
By telephone, Leslie tells the other moms, "... A fricking’ pedo..."
”... Pedo on the parkway...”
Leslie tells her son Eli: ”That man’s a pervert. What do we do to perverts, honey?”
”... Make Mama proud.” (0:32)
Brian answers Jeff, "... away from this freakin’ insanity." (0:35)
Sign: "SUGAR ADDICT GET YOUR FIX" (0:35)
Jeff tells Brian, "... pretend I was Kung Fu freakin’ Panda... submit to random drug tests...”
”... like the Yellowstone guy from Bodyguard...”
Brian: ”You are gorilla-ass crazy...” (0:36)
Lucas reads a label to CJ, "Liquid Psycho... a thousand milligrams of caffeine..." psycho
CJ bangs his head against a wall. (0:37)
Brian tells Jeff, "This is crazy."
Jeff: ”... personality...” (0:43)
Jeff’s father Gordon: "Brian, when his mom died... I panicked..."
Jeff: ”... my deep-seated emotional issues...” (0:46)
Brian: "... I gotta be honest..." (0:50)
Jeff: “... you wanna get smashed...?
Brian: ”... interested in... bulimia...”
Jeff: ”... Top Gun: Maverick.”
Brian: ”... disgusting and aggressive.” (0:52)
Jeff tells Brian, "Reservoir Dogs"
"... Reservoir Dogs style.”
Zak Galifinakish: ”... Smart kid...”
Zak tells Jeff: ”... way smarter than you...” (0:55)
CJ and Jeff, both smacking their faces, in unison: "You can read my mind?... crazy...” (0:59)
Scientist Simon Maddox tells Jeff, referring to CJ, "... isn’t capable of making any emotional connections..." (1:04)
Jeff punches a man’s head.
Lucas answers Brian, ”... but you distracted him.” (1:06)
Brian tells Jeff, "This is insane..." (1:11)
Fight with traumatic head injuries (1:12)
Jeff asks Brian, "Thelma and Louise?" (1:14)
Jeff tells the clones, "Idiots..."
A man strikes Jeff’s head with a pistol. (1:15)
Jeff asks Brian, "... remember when Jenny said to Forrest Gump...?"
Jeff butts the man’s head with his own head.
Jeff: “Run, Forrest. Run.” (1:16)
Colonel Kurtz tells Jeff, "You have too much empathy."
Jeff: ”Random drug tests.”
Fight with traumatic head injuries (1:17)
Brian asks Jeff, "... What are we gonna do with all those psycho killing machines in there?" (1:21)
Jeff asks Brian, "Are you insane?"
Brian: ”Am I insane?...” (1:23)
Brain asks Jeff, "... What’re you gonna do about all those psycho family?"
Voice off camera: “Psycho family” (1:23)
"Psycho killing machines " (1:24)