Scary Movie (2000)

The killer asks Drew, "You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman?" (0:02)

Her dad tells student Cindy, "It could've been that crack I smoked earlier I guess."
Dad: "Don't forget."
Cindy: "To flush your stash."
Dad: "Don't forget to step on it before you sell it."
"Now what are you going to cut it with?" (0:05)

High school student Shorty says it was "real close, until the ruffies wore off." (0:11)

Shorty tells Brenda, "I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie."
"Cause I left my roach clip at home." Shorty uses a jumper cable clamp as a roach clip. (0:18)

Buffy's brother, auxiliary policeman Doofy: Does he mimic Autistic Disorder or Mental Retardation? (0:22)

Greg tells the others, "If that psycho wants a piece of me..."(0:29)

Shorty tells the killer he is "smokin' some bud" before he takes a toke. (0:40)

Buffy asks Cindy, referring to Doofy, "Who's going to believe a retarded retard like him anyway?" (0:42)

Shorty tells Cindy and the others, "Somebody started shooting up in the movie theater..." (0:43)

Cindy sees that Miss Mann really is a man. (0:47)

Buffy tells the killer, "I'm panicking now." (0:49)

Teacher Phil, standing on a ledge, shouts to the people gathered below, "I'm gonna jump."
"I'm gonna end it all." He jumps. (0:49)

Student Ray makes student Brenda dress like a man. (0:51)

Young man smoking with a roach clip: "This... is awesome."
"What can we use to make a bong?"
The killer uses the aquarium as a water pipe. (1:04)

The killer asks, "... am I... stoned?" (1:06)

Cindy tells Ray and student Bobby, "You guys are psychos."
Ray: "Watchin' TV shows doesn't create psycho killers." (1:13)

Cindy's dad tells the sheriff someone "planted drugs in the house..." (1:16)

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