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Narrator Roscoe Lee Browne answers actress Jane F: "Stoned?"
Jane: ”It’s like you’re reading my thoughts or something.”
Narrator: ”Well, there are many thoughts racing through your head...”
”Because, you... pothead, you’re talking to yourself.” (0:01)

Jane smokes a glass waterpipe bong.
Jane: ”It was a little early in the morning to be getting stoned... that game is so... cool when you’re high. They say a true pothead stops getting the munchies after a certain point. I mean, a true pothead... I don’t know what the true pothead would say... I still love to eat when I’m high... too cool to get hungry when you’re stoned.”
Referring to her roommate Steve: ”... I’ve never seen him get high...”
”... one of those wait in line for Star Wars types... anti-social...” (0:03)

Jane: "... plan... Number one: buy more pot... use the money... to purchase said pot... I’ve never been to an audition this stoned before... for a person who happens to be quite stoned." (0:09)

Drug dealer Steve tells Jane, "You’re baked."
The dealer opens a case with marijuana inside.
”Man, you really are stoned.”
Jane: ”... buy more pot.”
Jane lights her bong.
”Just because weed isn’t taxed...”
Dealer: ”... you’re... stoned...”
”I’m a dude who sells weed...” (0:10)

Jane sprinkles marijuana into a skillet.
By telephone, her agent Kyle asks Jane, ”Are you stoned?” (0:15)

Jane, holding a package of “DRIED MARIJUANA”: "The government weed. I was saving the government weed for a special occasion, but the government weed will fetch a fair price..." (0:17)

A bus passenger tells Jane, "It wasn’t on the floor, you... pothead..."
Another passenger: ”I think she’s on drugs.” (0:20)

After offering to sell her marijuana to one of them, Jane tells the other actresses, "I’m really stoned." (0:24)

Jane asks the casting director, "Do you want to buy some pot?"
Casting director: ”Are you trying to sell me drugs?”
The casting director tells Bob, ”Tried to sell me marijuana.” (0:26)

Jane, while emptying marijuana into the toilet, tells the maid, "Nothing to worry about." (0:28)

Jane, by telephone: "Jesus, Shelly, I’m so... stoned..." (0:30)

Title: "... she went through a brief period of depression followed by acute anxiety..." (0:30)

Roscoe: "How was she to know they were pot cupcakes?" (0:31)

Jane laughs inappropriately.
Flashbacks (0:35)

Jane tells her friend Brevin Ericson, referring to the dentist, "It would freak the shit out of me..."
Brevin: ”... it’s not like I’m a masochist...”
Jane reacts to sounds. (0:39)

Police officer Jones asks Jane, "... am I gonna find whatever kind of drugs you’re on in here?" (0:45)

Jane replays the casting director’s question in her mind: "Are you trying to sell me drugs?" (1:03)

Delivery driver Mikey tells Jane, "So you like to smoke a lot of weed, huh?"
Jane: ”God, I get so horny when I’m stoned.”
”Pot makes me so... horny. Does it have that effect on you?”
Mikey: ”I’m not stoned right now...”
Jane: ”I have to stop my dealer from stealing my bed.” (1:04)

Sign: "KING OF HERB"
Man dressed as Jesus: ”You’re a bong hit late.” (1:09)

Jane tells a man, "I’m supposed to meet my dealer here." (1:10)

Police confiscate Jane’s waterpipe as evidence. (1:13)

Sign: "... CANNABIS..." (1:16)

Dealer Steve takes Jane’s waterpipe. (1:17)

Jane: "What a weird... dream."
Policeman: ”Hey, stoner, back to work.” (1:20)

Roscoe: "... it certainly has been one hell of a crazy ride." (1:20)