S.O.B.

By telephone, studio executive Dick Benson tells agent Harry Sandler, "... I got some deranged Chinaman..." (0:07)

Movie producer Felix Farmer tries to kill himself by sitting in his car with the engine running and the garage door closed. (0:09)

Studio president David Blackman: "That’s one thing I can do I’m proud of..." 
Executive: ”... J.G. was so worried...” 
Blackman: ”... no smart-ass stuff, Culley...” (0:10)

Hitchhiker Babs” t-shirt: "WEED" (0:13)

Her agent Eva Brown tells actor Sally Miles, "... You can smoke dope..." 
Sally’s press agent Ben Coogan asks Sally’s lawyer Herb Maskowitz, ”Are you out of your mind?” (0:14)

Felix drives his car into the water. (0:18)

Her personal secretary Gary Murdock tells Sally, "... Felix tried to kill himself..." (0:20)

Policeman Phil Buchwald tells director Tim Culley, "And none of that Serpico crap..." (0:21)

Ben tells Culley, "... Maybe Felix did try to kill himself..." (0:21)

Sally and Felix’s physician Dr. Irving Finegarten asks Ben and Culley, "... I could be sicker than the patient?" 
”... let me give you a vitamin shot?” 
”... Why should I give you a vitamin shot. I’m the one with the hangover.” 
”In order to inject this properly... ” 
Babs’ hitchhiker friend Lila: ”No. I used to be a junkie...” 
Ben tells Felix, ”I know you didn’t try to take your life.” 
Culley, referring to Harry ”... that’s a nervous Jew.” 
Ben: ”This is a nervous Jew.” 
Irving: ”... You don’t look nervous.” (0:22)

Irving: "I remember this scene in The Thing..." 
Gossip columnist Polly Reed: ”I hear that Felix tried to commit suicide.” 
Ben: ”... Felix tried to commit suicide...” (0:26)

By telephone, Harry tells Blackman, referring to Felix, "He was trying to hang himself." (0:27)

Irving injects Felix. 
Culley tells Felix: ”... I’ve filled my lungs with enough nicotine to poison... tried to kill myself...” 
Irving: ”... It’s a common side effect.” (0:28)

By telephone, Irving tells a patient, "... keep taking the medicine..." (0:30)

By telephone, Ben tells Blackman, referring to Felix, "... he’s heavily sedated, sir." (0:31)

Polly Reed tells her husband Willard, "Then you’re a hospital-type moron..." 
Polly tells the nurse, referring to Willard, ”That is the Marquis de Sade...” 
Polly tells Willard, ”... You’re... making me nervous.” 
The nurse injects Polly. (0:32)

Lila faints. (0:35)

Irving tells a partier, "... A wise man once said..." (0:36)

By telephone, Benson tells Blackman, referring to Felix, "Heavy sedation..." (0:39)

A partier smokes a marijuana cigarette. (0:40)

Felix turns the gas on and puts his head in the oven. (0:41)

Felix places the muzzle of a revolver against his head as though to kill himself. (0:43)

By telephone, Blackman tells someone, referring to Felix, whose mood has suddenly switched, "He’s gone berserk..."
Irving, appearing intoxicated, injects Ben by accident. (0:44)

Voice from studio prop: "... A childhood trauma buried deep in her unconscious...” 
Felix: ”... They prefer sadomasochism. Instead of the American dream, it should have been the American wet dream... a nymphomaniac executive... really a transvestite..." 
”The dream sequence will become erotic orgies.”
Blackman: ”... maniac.” 
Felix: ”... we’ll let the stockholders decide who’s the maniac...” 
”... I’ll blow your brains out?” 
An executive tells Blackman: ”... He’s crazy.” 
Benson: ”I’m telling you he’s nuts...” (0:46)

Felix asks Culley, "... Who wrote Last Tango?”
”... who wrote Last Tango." 
Culley: ”... I’m a fairly honest man... with an acceptable degree of integrity...” 
Felix: ”You think I’m crazy.” 
”... I tried to kill myself four times... not... a very sane act, but insane, Culley... Not so crazy. A more acceptable insanity... Sane and miserable or insane... who says he’s sane... or he’s insane, therefore he shouldn’t?...” 
Sally tells Felix, ”... You lunatic, you maniac...” 
Felix: ”... Long live Gillian West, nymphomaniac executive...” (0:53)

Felix: "... It’s still a dream, but now, a Freudian nightmare of erotic symbolism... a powerful aphrodisiac slipped in her Bosco.
”... I don’t think bestiality makes it..." (0:58)

Television reporter, referring to actor Burgess Webster: “... a minute of silence in memory of the famous actor... Sally Miles, the silver screen’s symbol of sweetness, sinlessness and sobriety..." (1:06)

Polly tells Blackman, referring to security guard Harold Harrigan, "... this maniac insulted me..." (1:13)

Irving injects Sally. 
Irving: “... shot to travel... according to the height of the patient... into which it was injected..."
”... the matter of drug potency to be considered...” 
Sally appears intoxicated. 
”Is Batman a transvestite?... I was specifically requested to alleviate her anxiety...” (1:14)

Irving answers Ben: "... I once cured an amateur skydiver of acute acrophobia... he was so stoned he neglected to open his parachute." (1:16)

Blackman dressed in women’s clothes
He tells his mistress Mavis, referring to businessman J.G., ”... He’s driving me crazy.” 
By telephone Eva tells Blackman, ”... Stop worrying about it...” (1:22)

Gary tells Sally, "Not to mention the emotional strain." 
Sally: ”Well, Felix says there is nothing to worry about.” 
Gary: ”... I’m by nature a very cautious person..." (1:24)

Felix punches an executive in the face.
Blackman tells the other executive, referring to Felix, ”... Don’t let that lunatic within a mile of the negative.” (1:27)

The hostage tells Harrigan, referring to Felix, “He’s crazy.” (1:33)

Ben tells Irving and Culley, "... then kill the poor sweet son-of-a-bitch... " 
”... I am not going to that bullshit funeral.” 
Irving asks Culley, ”... what is your disposition regarding the funeral...?” (1:35)

Culley tells Ben, "... you’re too pissed." (1:37)

Irving, Ben and Culley enter funeral home and open caskets.
Irving tells Felx’s body, ”Good night, sweet prince.” (1:39)

Ben: "I mean a wake." 
Irving: ”... perchance to dream...” 
Irving: ”A sweet soul...” 
Ben, referring to Felix: ”... He’s a sweet soul...” 
Culley: ”A Viking funeral.” (1:45)

Funeral home (1:48)

Funeral for Felix (1:49)

Memorial service for Felix
Sally's spiritual guru Professor Krishna Mansa Kesari: ”... Dream Angel...” (1:52)

Irving, Ben and Culley set Felix’s body on fire in a boat and leave it adrift at sea. (1:56)