Steve Jobs

Marketing executive Joanna tells Apple founder Jobs, “Sculley’s not gonna cancel the launch, ‘cause he’s not insane.”
Jobs: “What idiot is gonna want...” (0:05)

Joanna asks Jobs, “Does anyone know where the closest psychiatrist is?” (0:17)

With his hand Steve mimics a gunshot to his head. (0:18)

Joanna tells Jobs, “I don’t care about 94.1% of the insane algorithm you used...”
Jobs: “God sent his only son on a suicide mission, but we like him anyway ‘cause he made trees.” (0:24)

Apple co-founder Wozniak tells Jobs, “Insanely great.”
Jobs: “Insanely great.” (0:42)

Joanna tells Jobs, “If this tanks we don’t swallow cyanide, we go back to the drawing board.”
“Will I have to drop acid?”
“Kids do that when they’re scared one of their parents is in a bad mood.” (0:47)

Apple CEO Sculley tells Jobs, “You are... delusional!”
”It was a suicide...” (1:05)

Jobs read to Joanna: “It is not only the coolest looking computer introduced in years, but... silicon valley’s original dream company is no longer somnambulant. It’s a word, means sleepwalking.”
Joanna, referring to Jobs and Bill Gates, “You’re both out of your minds.” (1:18)

Jobs tells engineer Hertzfeld, referring to Jobs’ daughter, “Then you probably know that Lisa’s been seeing a therapist.”
Hertzfeld: “Lisa’s been going to a therapist, and she likes it and would love for you and Chrisann to go with her.”
Jobs: “And the reason you know that is because you’re the one who recommended the therapist.”
”No, I mean you’re the one who recommended that she see a therapist.”
”You told Chrisann that Lisa should see a therapist.”
”Maybe you should see a therapist.” (1:27)

Journalist Joel asks Jobs to identify the man in a large photograph. Jobs: “Alan Turing.”
Joel: “He killed himself by taking a bite of a poisoned apple. Alan Turing.” (1:34)

Jobs asks Lisa, “Are you crazy?”
”You came to me hysterical when you were 13...”
Lisa: ”I was not hysterical.”
Jobs: “The stress of her life as a spiritual healer.” (1:49)