Stuck on You!

Carol Griffiths slugs her romantic partner Bill Andrews in the face with her fist. (0:03)

Carol tells Judge Gabriel, "I received my masters in psychology..." (0:06)

Gabriel: "Palimony is a concept that lawyers have dreamt up... her supple frame abused..." (0:10)

A caveman strikes his woman in the head with his club. (0:12)

Gabriel: "Would it shock you to know that Adam and Eve had the same problems you have?" (0:21)

God tells Adam and Eve, "Look, if you are confused, follow the example of the rabbits." (0:24)

Bill, appearing to smoke a marijuana cigarette, tells Carol, "Dope was so cheap." (0:25)

Picture of Vincent van Gogh on the judge’s wall (0:28)

Carol tells Gabriel, "I always used to dream about my wedding." (0:29)

Drug dealer: "... loose joints, right here..." (0:31)

A man bangs two passengers’ heads together. (0:33)

Carol tells Garbriel, referring to Bil, "... he had all these annoying little habits..." (0:36)

Bill tells Carol, "I don’t know why you’re so uptight." (0:37)

Carol tells Bill, "You felt so competitive with everybody there." (0:38)

A primitive woman throws the hand of another into the soup. (0:45)

His mother tells Atilla the Hun, "Help ‘em throw the village idiot down the well." (0:46)

Attila renders himself unconscious with club blows to his head. (0:47)

Sign on bulletin board: "Crazed killer wanted..." (0:48)

Bill’s boss Mr. Poulet, referring to hens: "What are they, frigid?" (0:51)

Carole tells Bill, "I don’t know how you keep it all repressed. You must have terrible nightmares."
Bill places the muzzle of a revolver against his head and pulls the trigger, but the gun does not fire. (0:56)

King Arthur strikes Lady Guenevere on the head. (0:59)

Mona Lisa: "I’m high... it’s hard to faint..." (1:01)

Mona lisa appears to inject her arm after using spaghetti as a tourniquet.
Mona Lisa tells Leonardo da Vinci, ”... I just invented spaghetti with marijuana sauce.”
”What kind of rush do you get from that?”
She insufflates pizza, then Coca Cola, with a straw.
”Darling, let’s have a toke.” (1:01)

Bowl of capsules
Mona Lisa insufflates grated parmesan.
Leonardo: ”I get a burnout.” (1:03)

Bill tells Poulet, "Don’t worry." (1:05)

Carole tells Gabriel, "The real problems began when Bill lost his job and his self-confidence."
Bill: ”She’s a crazy lunatic.”
Gabriel, referring to Napoleon Bonaparte and Josephine: ”He was obsessed with the notion that... she was hosting orgies back in France.” (1:10)

Burial in cemetery
The priest asks Bill, ”Are you with the mourners?” (1:16)

Carole tells Bill, "Get out of here, you moron." (1:19)

His date Muffy tells Bill, "Hurt me... "
”Hit me. Bite me. Spank me. Whip me.”
”Spank me. Punish me...” (1:21)

Christopher Columbus asks Carole and Bill, "Are you crazy." (1:29)

Poule, on the witness stand: "I was in the middle of a dream with Linda Ronstadt." (1:29)

Poulet tells Bill"... you spend more time worrying about hen laying than woman laying."
Bill slugs Poulet in the face. (1:30)

Carole’s brother Lance Griffiths, on the stand: "I gotta stop smoking that sensimilla before going to bed." (1:31)

Gabriel: "Dreams are made of such stuff." (1:35)

Reference in Tromeo and Juliet