The Beverly Hillbillies

Daisy May "Granny" Moses tells Jethro Bodine, "Oh, you dadblamed, simple-minded Yahoo." (0:05)

Sam tells Jethro’s second cousin, "Now don’t you worry, Elly May Clampett..." (0:08)

Bank CEO Milburn Drysdale tells his secretary Jane Hathaway, "... to men with vision, like myself... sign of daring, self-confidence, vigor." (0:10)

Milburn faints. (0:21)

Her father Jedidiah D. 'Jed' Clampett tells Elly May, "... Ever since your ma died...” (0:31)

Laura, referring to Jethro: "What a stupid idiot." (0:36)

Elly May tells Milburn’s son Morgan, referring to the other students, "... They sure are shy." (0:41)

Jethro tells Jane, referring to Jed, "His favorite song is... by Hank Williams." (0:44)

Jed asks Laura, "... Is that Hank Williams I hear?" (0:45)

Milburn tells Jed, "... insightful..." (0:50)

Jethro tells con artist Laura Jackson, "... more suitin’ to my personality..." 
Laura, referring to Jethro: ”What a moron.” (0:51)

His mother Margaret tells Morgon, " Take off that silly hat." (1:01)

Jed tells Elly May, "... Your ma would be so proud." 
Elly May: ”... she was right proud, too.” (1:03)

Tyler tells Laura, "... He thinks everyone’s honest." (1:08)

The retirement home director asks Laura and Tyler, "Are there any other indications of dementia?" 
Laura, referring to Granny: ”... We need to admit her where she can be kept in a straight jacket...” 
Director: ”... candidate for electroshock therapy.” (1:10)

Jed tells Jane, referring to Granny, "... reekin’ of her medicine." (1:11)

Private detective Barnaby Jones tells Jane, referring to the retirement home, "... cited for patient abuse..." (1:14)

An orderly tells Jane, referring to Granny, "... We had to give her electroshock therapy." (1:17)

Jane finds Granny in a straight jacket. (1:17)

Margaret tells Morgan, "Take off that silly hat." (1:18)

A guard answers Jane, "I’d say one crazy lady..." (1:22)

Milburn: "Hathaway, have you lost your mind?" (1:23)

Jane kicks Tyler in the face. (1:24)

Voice off camera: "Jim, Jim, they’re gettin’ worried about you." (1:28)