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The Ringer (2005)
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CastJohnny Knoxville, Brian Cox, Katherine Heigl, Edward Barbanell, Bill Chott, Zen Gesner
Year released2005
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Janitor Stavi Symistic tells office worker Steve Barker, "... My wife, Petcha, she died." (0:04)
Dr. Ahmed asks Steve, referring to Stavi, "... What health plan is he on?"
”He’s not on HMO? What about Medicaid?”
”... not including the anesthesia.” (0:06)
Gambling bookie Michael tells his henchman Paulie, referring to Special Olympics champion Jimmy Washington, "... That guy’s the Deion Sanders of retards." (0:09)
Steve tells his uncle Gary Barker, "I don’t have any pot."
Gary: ”I don’t want pot...”
”I’m not that drunk...”
”... I was so proud of you...”
Steve: ”... that dream didn’t work out...” (0:10)
Gary tells Steve, referring to Stavi, "... that man’s dream..." (0:14)
Videotapes: RAIN MAN, THE BEST OF CHEVY CHASE, Forrest Gump, I AM SAM (0:14)
Gary tells Steve, "... like that monster-tard from The Green Mile."
Steve: ”Monster-tard?...”
Gary: ”... when did “tard” become politically incorrect?” (0:15)
Gary tells Steve, "Oh, that’s sweet."
”... let’s not be antisocial.”
Gary tells a man, ”... Loony...” (0:16)
Gary tells volunteer Lynn Sheridan, referring to Steve, "... He’s just a little shy..."
Lynn: ”Do you have his medical release forms?”
”... medical release forms...”
”... his diagnosis.”
”... his diagnosis.”
”... his medical diagnosis...”
Gary: ”... symptomus moronicus...”
Steve, using his fake name: ”Jeffy... developmentally disabled.” (0:18)
Lynn tells Jeffy, "I’m very proud of you." (0:25)
A ball strikes Jeffy’s head. (0:28)
Jeffy tells Lynn, "No, Jeffy mentally-challenged..."
Lynn: ”... Dahmor, Jeffy Dahmor.”
Lynn tells Jeffy, ”... Don’t worry...” (0:33)
Waitress Brandi tells Lynn’s fiance David Patrick, "That’s so sweet of you..." (0:36)
Competitor Glen Chervin tells Mark, "Hey, not so aggressive."
Jeffy’s roommate Billy B’Devore, referring to Stavii: ”Does he have... Medicare, Medicaid...?”
Jeffy: ”... he doesn’t have Medicare, Medicaid...” (0:38)
Glen, referring to competitor Rudy, "... he does Chuckie from Child’s Play." (0:48)
Jeffy tells competitor Thomas Wetzig, "... say something honest." (0:49)
Lynn tells Jeffy, referring to her brother Jeremy, "... he died a few years ago..." (0:53)
Steve tells a priest, "I’ve been pretending to be mentally challenged..."
The priest punches Steve in the head repeatedly. (0:54)
Gary tells Steve, referring to Lynn, "... you’d have to be a moron... She thinks you’re mentally retarded."
”... kick that ‘tard’s ass.”
Steve: ”Um, Jaws.” (0:57)
Theater marquee: DIRTY DANCING
Character Baby Houseman: ”... I’m not proud of myself.” (1:00)
Glenn: "... Lynn’s boyfriend, and he was kissing with a girl." (1:01)
Jeffy tells David, "... Never seen Dirty Dancing..."
”... Don’t worry...”
David: ”... knew you were smart, Jeffy.” (1:01)
Lynn tells David, "... I have been worried sick."
David: ”... They’re delirious.” (1:03)
Billy(?): "... let me be brave..." (1:04)
Announcer Steve Levy: "... determination of these very special athletes." (1:04)
Lynn tells Jeffy, "... I kind of pig out when I get depressed."
Jeffy: ”Why Lynn depressed?” (1:09)
Lynn tells Jeffy, "... You’re kind and funny and really brave..." (1:13)
Levy, referring to competitor Jimmy Washington: "... lack of confidence will not be an issue..." (1:15)
Lynn: "Jeffy,... I’m so proud of you."
An official tells Jeffy, ”... I’m proud of you.” (1:19)
Steve: "... I’m not mentally challenged."
Lynn smacks Steve in the face. (1:21)
A counterweight strikes Stavi’s head. (1:28)