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Visioneers
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CastZach Galifianakis, Judy Greer, James LeGros, Mía Maestro, Missi Pyle
Year released2008
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Tunt Todd places the muzzle of a revolver against his head as though to kill himself and pulls the trigger on an empty chamber. (0:01, 0:32)
Todd’s coworker Cindy tells coworker George Washington Winsterhammerman, "... They say that is one of the signs."
Todd: ”My therapist tells me if I don’t pull the trigger on my gun once every hour, I might explode.” (0:05)
Television news subtitle: "... VICTIM SUFFERED FROM DREAMS..." (0:12)
Dr. Knob tells George, "... You’re a pleasant, affable sort of fellow... I would rate your intelligence at average... difficult for me to make a diagnosis because passive men... are not the sort of men who suffer from dreams... "
”What do you see when you dream?...”
”Uder Norman has had great success with his dream products... the connection between dreaming and exploding... It’s a bad sign that you’re dreaming. Dreams are dangerous... dreams are never real...” (0:13)
Television news reporter: "The CDC has released this updated list of explosion symptoms... Impotence, or a general lack of sex drive, trouble sleeping, binge eating... if you sometimes fantasize about living in another place or time or fantasize at all..."
On television, Mack Luster strikes a man on the head with a pistol. (0:16)
Television disclaimer: "The Jeffers Corporation does not support... the belief in dreams." (0:22)
His brother Julieen tells George, "... I had to escape, before I blew up like all these other fools..." (0:27)
Television host Bern Goodman: "... they said, Bern, you’re crazy. You are cuckoo, wacko. You’ve gone around the bend..."
”... Joe’s psychiatrist gave him two weeks to live...” (0:29)
Life coach Rodger tells George, "... the treatments are working..."
”... Rodger the codger hasn’t lost a patient yet...” (0:36)
Label on package: "UDER NORMAN... DREAMNAUT" (0:40)
The new tunt tells George, "... supposed to reduce stress..."
Todd holds the muzzle of his revolver to his head but does not pull the trigger. (0:43)
Julieen: "... I did this once before, in a dream." (0:50)
Mr. Jeffers: "... the newly developed Inhibitor removes any thoughts, pains or emotions that could lead to explosion..." (0:51)
George tells former coworker Charisma, "... I dreamed of you." (0:58)
Charisma tells George, "In my dream, you..." (0:59, 1:08)
On television, The President of the United States: "There’s going to be a mass hysteria..." (1:00)
Mr. Jefferson, on company video: "... Any Jeffers employee who demonstrates explosive or potentially troublesome behavior will..." (1:01)
Talk show host Sahra: "... What... moron wrote that?..." (1:02)
Julieen tells George, "... None of them care about pole-vaulting or dreams..."
”... Washington was visited by a vision... I had that dream... what was ever promised in the dream...” (1:05)
Jeffers, on television: "You see, the newly developed Inhibitor removes any thoughts, pains or emotions that could lead to explosion." (1:08)
George, as his ancestor George Washington, tells a British officer, "I had a dream."
Officer: ”... Dreams are never real.” (1:08)
George tells Charisma, "... I had a dream..." (1:08)
His wife Michelle tells George, referring to Sahra, "She put the gun in her mouth. She apologized, pulled the trigger, and blew her brains out, so I put the gun in my mouth, apologized and pulled the trigger..."
”... the people that are exploding... still dream something...”
She smacks George in the face.
”... I was drunk. I had been getting drunk every day... I want to kill myself...” (1:13)
Jeffers tells George, "I pride myself on concentration... the ability to focus my mind" (1:17)
The old man Jeffers tells George, "... Many confused and foolish people out there... men have evolved beyond emotion... where there are no dreams..."
George: ”Dreams are dead.”
Jeffers: ”... You’ll never have another dream...” (1:20)
George sees a vision of Revolutionary War soldiers in a rowboat. (1:29)