Waiting for Guffman

Town historian Phil Burgess: ".... There’s a lot to be proud of..." (0:02)

Gwen Fabin-Blunt: ”... I’m very proud to say...” (0:03)

Theater director Corky St. Clair: "... I imagined in my fantasy..." (0:03)

Pharmacist Steve Stark: "... I was just going crazy..." (0:04)

Corky: "... I wanted to have the sense memory of that... they freaked out..." (0:06)

Travel agent Ron Albertson answers his wife Sheila, "It was a medical reason." (0:07)

Auditioning actor: "I’m going to do a scene from the movie Raging Bull..." (0:11)

Dentist Allan Pearl: "... this is making me nervous..." (0:21)

Sheila: "... I was very shocked..." 
Referring to Ron: ”He’s trying to help me to change my instincts...” (0:21)

Corky tells Clifford Wooley, "... I think you’re being modest..." (0:23)

Ron tells the others, "I had what... most guys would dream of..." 
Ron tells Allan, ”... You're a medical man...” (0:30)

Ron: ".... There’s an awful lot of memorizing of lines..." 
”... “Here’s looking at you, babe.”...” (0:33)

Mrs. Pearl: "... They’re real emotional..." (0:41)

Corky tells the costume lady, "... I’m worried..." (0:48)

Allan tells Ron, "I’m so nervous..." (0:48)

Corky tells the cast, "Don’t worry..." (0:51)

Libby Mae Brown tells Corky, "I told you you’d be able to memorize that." (1:05)

Narrator Clifford Wooley: “Yes, after our brave fighting boys returned...” (1:05)

Sheila’s character: "... Is this a dream?" (1:05)

Clifford: "... with grit, determination and pride..." (1:07)

Ron: "... the land of dreams... dreams can’t come true..." (1:13)

Corky, referring to Guffman, "... he was so sweet... another dream of mine has come true... My Dinner with Andre... Das Boot... claustrophobic thing... The Remains of the Day lunchbox... if they’ve got a Remains of the Day Lunchbox..." 
Pictures from The Wizard of Oz and Gone with the Wind (1:15)