What Women Want

Advertising executive Nick’s secretary Annie tells a woman, "Don’t worry..." (0:01)

Nick’s ex-wife Gigi, referring to Nick: "You don’t have to be Freud to figure out that this was one cockeyed way to enter the world." (0:03)

Nick tells barista Lola, "Honey, you seem so stressed."
Lola: ”I’m stressed. I’m stressed...” (0:07)

His coworker Morgan tells Nick, "Not to worry." (0:08)

His boss Dan Wanamker tells Nick, "... getting into a woman’s psyche is not exactly your strong suit... their psyche is a whole other ball game." (0:12)

Morgan tells Nick, "Don’t worry." (0:15)

Newly hired Darcy Maguire tells Nick, "Don’t worry..." (0:16)

Darcy tells the others, "... it was my dream to work at Sloane Curtis...."
”... Nobody panic...”
Nick tells Morgan, ”A nightmare... Night. Mare.” (0:17)

Nick sees Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October on television. (0:20)

Nick: "Don’t panic." (0:22)

Nick: "I need some anesthetic here."
”Women are insane.” (0:24)

Nick tells his daughter Alexandra’s boyfriend Cameron, "... trying to get into the female psyche..." (0:26)

Nick loses consciousness after an electric shock. (0:29)

Nick's housekeeper, referring to Nick, "Now he’s a cross-dresser."
Nick: ”... are we in a mood today?”
Nick appears to hear her thoughts. (0:30)

The helper thinks, referring to Nick: "Your fine ass lookin’ like Shaft." (0:31)

Annie thinks, referring to Nick, "... running your stupid errands has put me into therapy..." (0:33)

Morgan tells Nick, "You sound like the guy from Shine."
Nick: ”I got a little drunk last night...”
”I blacked out, and when I woke up, I could hear what every woman around me was thinking.”
”I can hear what women think.”
”It’s driving me crazy.”
Morgan: ”... you sound insane. You freaked out over losing the job...” (0:34)

Darcy thinks, referring to Nick, "He’s so wired."
Coworker Dina: ”Oh, what an idiot.” (0:37)

Nick: "Okay, I’m not losing my mind." (0:42)

Nick consults psychotherapist Dr. J. M. Perkins.
Perkins: ”... this kind of imaginary displacement scenario isn’t really my thing... testosterone depletion...”
Perkins appears to smoke a marijuana cigarette.
”You know, Freud died at age 83 still asking one question...” (0:46)

Lola thinks: "I’m an idiot idiot idiot." (0:50)

Darcy tells Nick, "I’m compulsive." (0:53)

By telephone, Alex tells Nick, "... will you freak out again?" (0:57)

Darcy thinks: "Total shocker." (0:58)

Alex thinks, referring to Nick, "He must be stoned."
Nick: ”Let’s go crazy...” (1:00)

Darcy: "More insightful than I would have thought."
”It’s insightful, actually.”
Nick, referring to women: ”They worry...”
Darcy: ”No boss to worry about...”
”No stress...” (1:07)

Alex tells Nick, "... it’s nuts after fifteen years of no relating..." (1:19)

Darcy thinks, "I’m such an idiot..." (1:21)

Darcy tells Nick, "Sometimes I think you’re a bit of a mind reader."
Nick: ”Oh, but I don’t have to be a mind reader with you.”
Darcy: ”God, a smart person would just get so very drunk now.”
”Now I wish I was a mind reader.” (1:22)

Lola tells Nick, "... then I’m not nuts..." (1:29)

Nick tells Morgan, "You know this whole thing about penis envy?... You know who has penis envy? We do... we’re all obsessed with our own equipment..." (1:32)

Dan tells Nick, "I looked at the marketplace, and I panicked."
”What are you, nuts?” (1:39)

Erin: "Mr. Marshal, I’m thinking that you are crazier than I am."
Nick: ”... I’m glad I got here before you did anything to hurt yourself.”
Erin: ”What makes you think that I would, uh, do something to hurt myself?” (1:46)

Alex tells Nick, "If I told you, you’d just freak out..." (1:52)

Nick tells Darcy, "I sure wish I could read your mind."
”I’m stuttering.” (1:59)