You Hurt My Feelings

Carolyn and Jonathan in couples therapy session with psychotherapist Don Mitchell
Jonathan: ”My mom has been dead for less than a week.” (0:01)

College professor Beth enters a marijuana shop.
Her marijuana shop manager son Eliot tells Beth, "Mom, you smoke weed. I work in a weed store. "
Beth: ”I’m not gonna buy pot from you.” (0:03)

Student Billy tells Beth, referring to a girl who talked too much, "... It drove me crazy..." (0:05)

Don treats patient Jim via videoconference
Jim, referring to Don: “God, he’s an idiot.” (0:10)

Don tells Eliot, referring to Eliot and Alison, "Maybe you two should see a therapist together." (0:13)

Curly beard tells Beth, "I’m so nervous." (0:15)

Don in psychotherapy session with Frankie
Don tells Frankie, ”Well, his behavior reminds me of someone else in your life.” (0:15)

Beth tells her literary agent Sylvia, referring to Eliot, "He’s working in a pot store..."
Sylvia: ”... refugees, cancer, murder, abuse.”
Beth: ”I had abuse.”
Sylvia: “Verbal abuse.”
Beth: ”It was still abuse.” (0:17)

Beth asks Don, "What are ya, nuts?" (0:19)

Beth tells her mother Georgia, "Well, maybe if Dad hadn’t just been verbally abusive..."
Beth’s interior designer sister Sarah: ”It’s crazy.”
Beth: ”Mom, you cannot be that crazy lady.”
Georgia: ”I’m not a crazy lady...” (0:21)

Sarah’s husband Mark tells Don, "I’m a little nervous."
”Anyway, I’m just nervous.”
”Any new crazies?”
Don: “... my crazies are fine...” (0:23)

Beth tells Sarah, referring to Don, "I mean, he probably thinks it’s just crazy that I even teach..."
”I’m just out of my mind.” (0:28)

Sarah tells Mark, "It was like that scene from An Unmarried Woman." (0:32)

Eliot tells Beth and Don, referring to Alison, "She slept with someone else."
Don: ”You know, affairs happen...”
Eliot: ”Affairs don’t happen. You guys don’t have affairs.” (0:34)

Don in session with Jim
Jim, referring to his family: ”They’re not really talking to me...” (0:38)

Session with Carolyn and Jonathan
Jonathan, referring to Carolyn: ”... she wants me to lose weight, which is passive-aggressive.” (0:43)

Sarah tells the others, "... I got Xanax of course..."
Don tells Beth, ”You know, you’re behaving like a child.”
Beth asks Don, ”Are you going to gaslight me now?” (0:50)

Don in session with Carolyn and Jonathan
Jonathan tells Don, ”No, we don’t want to see another therapist. We’ve seen too many therapists...”
Don: ”Going into therapy doesn’t have a guarantee...”
”... I feel like it is my job as your therapist... You want to stop therapy?...” (0:55)

Literary agent Vince tells Beth, "People don’t know how damaging verbal abuse is." (0:59)

Eliot asks Beth and Don, "What, I’m gonna work in a pot store my whole life?"
”... why do I always feel like a third... wheel?” (1:02)

Beth tells Don, "... this is my... small little narcissistic world..."
Don: ”... you’ve always told me what a great shrink I am...”
Beth: ”Maybe you are a bad shrink.” (1:07)

Georgia tells Beth, "You’re so reactive. I’m just being honest..."
Beth: ”... I’m actually kind of confused...”
Georgia: ”And I am so proud of you.” (1:11)

Georgia’s doctor tells Beth and Georgia, "... they’re making impossible for me to spend quality time with each patient."
”I wouldn’t want to lose you as a patient.” (1:13)

Georgia tells Beth, referring to the doctor, "... she’s nuts." (1:14)

Jim tells Don, referring to patient Ed, "If I’m in therapy when I’m that age, kill me."
”My brother and sister are still not really talking to me...” (1:14)

Beth enters Eliot’s store and asks him, "Would it be weird if I bought pot from you?"
A robber tells his accomplice, ”Get some vapes... what are those, indica?... just indica, idiot.” (1:17)

Don asks Beth, "You don’t think I’m crazy?"
Beth: ”Honey, I actually do think you’re a little bit crazy, but.” (1:19)

Sarah tells Beth, referring to a client, "Yeah, she was so happy about that crazy lamp..." (1:20)

Patient Ed tells Don, "You’ve been with me through... my crazy kids..." (1:23)