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Parenthood

Cast
Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen, Dianne Wiest, Jason Robards, Rick Moranis, Tom Hulce, Martha Plimpton, Keanu Reeves, Harley Jane Kozak, Dennis Dugan, Joaquin Phoenix, Eileen Ryan
Released
1989
Elvis Presley | marijuana
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Gill tells his wife Karen, referring to their daughter Taylor after she vomits, “I’m waiting for her head to spin around.” (0:07)

Karen tells Gil their son Kevin’s teacher asked her “... if we’d ever taken him for a psychiatric evaluation.”
“... the crying, the nervousness.”
Gil, referring to Kevin’s next year teacher: “... make sure it’s not one of these hysterics.” (0:08)

Gil’s father Frank asks Gil, “Was yours or Helen or Susan’s wedding I got drunk at?”
Gil, referring to photographs: “I’m having them blown up for the commitment hearings.”
Frank: ”Boy, you were a moody little son of bitch.” (0:14)

Nathan tells Gil, “Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are, and we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.” (0:16)

Larry tells the others his girlfriend performed in a show called “Elvis on Ice.” (0:20)

Principal Rice tells Gil and Karen, “Dr. Lucas is a child psychologist.”
“It’s because he was our first... If he got a scratch we were hysterical...”
Gil: “She smoked grass.”
Karen: “If we need to we’ll send Kevin to a private therapist.” (0:23)

Kevin asks, “Dad, how come I’m seeing a psychiatrist?” (0:36)

Helen asks Julie, “Are you out of your mind?” (0:41)

Helen tells her son Garry, “I came in here because I was afraid you were on drugs.” (1:07)

Julie’s husband Tod tells Helen, referring to Garry, “He was afraid there was something wrong with him, like he was a pervert or something.” (1:10)

Gill asks Karen, referring to Kevin, “Where does he get this obsessive behavior?” (1:14)

Julie, referring to Tod: “Well, if he thinks I’m having his baby now, he’s crazy.” (1:24)

Gil tells Frank, “Kevin’s in therapy.” (1:34)

Frank tells Larry, “... meanwhile, as long as you’re working, and if you agree to go to Gambler’s Anonymous, I’ll keep paying your debt.” (1:38)

Julie: “Nathan, we’re trying so hard to keep these kids off drugs.”
”Nathan, you’re crazy.” (1:42)

Kevin tells Gil, “And I’m the one in therapy.” (1:48)

Gil tells Karen, “I was still high from the Little League game. Isn’t that demented...?” (1:49)