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Zombieland

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Cast
Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, Amber Heard, Bill Murray, Derek Graf
Released
2009
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Columbus: “Just two months, and I might be the last non-cannibal freak in the country... with all my phobias and irritable bowel syndrome...” (0:05)

Columbus: “I have a case of chronic anxiety. Truth is, I was always kind of phobic... but the thing I fear more than anything, yes, even more than zombies... clowns. When you’re afraid of everything that’s out there you quit going out there... Then again, since my folks are a couple of paranoid shut-ins like me... I don’t usually unlock my door to the sounds of panic, but my neighbor 406 is insanely hot.”
406 tells Columbia, “... but last time I saw he was still out there going crazy.”
Columbia: “Drugs, maybe.”
”You know I get scared for things... like clowns with red noses...”
”Set aside the feverish, homeless cannibal, I’m living the dream.”
”The first time I try to let a girl into my life, and she tries to eat me.” (0:12)

Columbia: “Remember mad cow disease? Well, mad cow became mad person became mad zombie.” (0:18)

Columbia, referring to Tallahassee: “In fact the only thing that he was more obsessed with than killing zombies was finding a Twinkie... when things were simple and not so... psychotic.” (0:21)

Tallahassee tells Columbus, referring to one of the sisters, “Try not to freak her out.”
Columbus: “Of course, the first hot girl... makes me feel like an idiot...” (0:24)

Columbus: “Tallahassee firmly believes that you have to blow off steam in Zombieland, or else you lose what’s left of your mind.” (0:28)

Wichita tells Columbus, “I know this Pacific Playland thing is nuts.” (0:39)

While they watch the movie Columbus tells Little Rock, “It’s Ghostbusters.” (0:49)

Actor Bill Murray lights marijuana in a hookah for Tallahassee and Wichita. (0:52)

Columbus tells Bill, “It was just instinctive.” (0:54)

Tallahassee, referring to his dog Buck, “The day he was born I just lost my mind.”
Tallahassee grieves the loss of his young son: “I haven’t cried like that since Titanic.” (0:56)

Wichita tells Columbus, “I saw my first R-rated movie that year: Anaconda.”
Columbus: ”Anaconda.”
”Frightening as Anaconda.”
Wichita: “You know, between you, me and What About Bob? you’re actually kind of cute.” (0:59)