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Zoolander

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Cast
Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller, David Duchovny, Jon Voight, Judah Friedlander, Nathan Lee Graham, Alexandre Manning, Asio Highsmith, Alexander Skarsgård
Released
2001
crack cocaine | lysergic acid diethylamide | peyote | Ivan Pavlov
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Reporter Matilda: "And here in Malaysia there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria..." (0:00)

"The point is we need... a shallow, dumb, vacuous moron."(0:02)

Model Derek eulogizes his model friends Brint, Rufus and Meekus at the cemetery. (0:16)

Agent Maury tells fashion designer Jacobim by telephone, "He's talking about going off to ponder and tutoring underprivileged retards or some shit."(0:22)

Jacobim: "It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by... the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique."(0:29)

Derek: "What a cuckoo dream."
He asks Matilda, "What, are you having a whack attack?" (0:35)

Model Hansel tells Derek, "Tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit."
"Who are you trying to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco."
Derek: "Hey, I got a wacky idea."
His friend Billy tells Derek, referring to Hansel, "I heard some mad stories about this kid." (0:40)

Matilda and Derek visit a cemetery. (0:49)

Hand model J.P. tells Derek, "At the proper moment they'll trigger you, usually using some kind of auditory or visual Pavlovian response mechanism."
"You freakin' idiot!"(0:49)

Hansel asks Derek, "You want to hear something crazy?"
Derek: "I'm sorry I was whack."
Hansel: "I was whack."
Derek: "I was whack." (0:56)

Matilda tells Hansel and Derek, "I just didn't get it, so I became bulimic."
"Are you guys insane?" (1:00)

Hansel quotes his thoughts to Derek: "Haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days?"
He tells Derek, "Dude, it was like crazy energy... between you guys."
"You is talkin' loco..." (1:03)

Derek (in disguise) by telephone: "Listen, Matil, I've been thinking a lot about that bulimia thing..." (1:07)

Theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey. (1:09)

Derek tells assassin Katinka, "I'm really super psyched for the show." (1:11)

Jacobim: "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills." (1:18)