Sweet Charity

Onlooker, referring to dancer Charity Hope Valentine, "I bet she tried to knock herself off."
Onlooker: ”... she’s a crazy lady.”
Charity tells a policeman, ”The crazy drowned lady feels fine.” (0:08)

Dancer Nickie tells Charity, "Charlie the pusher ain’t comin’ anymore." (0:18)

Actor Vittorio Vitale tells Charity, referring to his lover Ursula, "... she’s driving me crazy."
”Childish, neurotic, selfish...” (0:23)

Cleopatra showing in nightclub. (0:25)

Ursula tells Vittorio, "The thought of you with another woman just drives me insane."
”Because I’m a fool, a jealous fool.” (0:53)

Employment agent Mr. Nicholsby tells Charity, "... like the time they sent over a guy that stuttered for a radio announcer's job." (1:12)

Charity asks actuary Oscar Lindquist, "Hey, do you have that thing... where you’re scared of small tight places?"
Oscar: ”Claustrophobia?... claustrophobia... no, I just can’t stand small tight places...”
”... you know what my impulse is?”
Oscar faints.
Charity: ”... I wind up with a candidate for the funny farm.” (1:15)

Oscar tells Charity, "... your big problem is panic."
”Well, I was supposed to go to group analysis...”
”I was painfully shy.” (1:26)

Charity: "I must be out of my head." (1:28)

Oscar tells Charity, "... I thought you might think I was some kind of a nut." (1:28)

Charity tells Oscar, "I’m nuts about happy endings." (1:33)

Charity tells Nickie,"... something every girl in the ballroom dreams about." (1:34)

Big Daddy: "Thou shalt not indulge thyselves in the evil marijuana weed, commonly known as pot, grass, Mary Jane, Acapulco Gold, as it is sinful..." (1:44)

Oscar tells Charity, "Don’t worry."
”I don’t have claustrophobia anymore.” (1:46)

By telephone, Oscar tells Charity, "... the world’s gone crazy..." (1:49)

Dancer Helene tells Nickie, referring to Charity, "She’s nuts about him." (1:53)

Oscar tells Charity, "I can get pretty emotional too, you know." (1:58)

Charity tells Oscar, referring to tattoo removal, "It hurts like crazy..."
Charity: ”You’re nervous, aren’t you, Oscar?... perfectly natural for the groom to be nervous...”
Oscar: ”Charity, I have this... mental block... insane fixation...”
Charity: ”... we’’ll talk about your fixation...”
”On days when your mental block was botherin’ you, you could stay in bed.” (2:19)

Reference in The Pink Panther Strikes Again