A Madea Homecoming

Joe Simmons tells his neighbor Leroy Brown, "You done lost your damn mind."
Joe asks his sister Mabel “Madea” Simmons, ”You worried about a tree?” (0:02)

His friend Davi O’Malley tells Madea’s great-grandson Timothy Marshall, "... I grew up in the Netherlands until my dad passed passed, and because my mom had passed years earlier, I moved to Ireland..." (0:04)

Joe tells Madea’s daughter Cora, "Don’t worry about it. Don’t worry about it." (0:08)

Cora’s daughter Laura: "I be worrying about my sister being a cop with all that’s going on."
Cora: ”I worry about her.”
Madea: ”You know what I worry about?”
”I worry about her comin’ up in here.”
”... I be worried.”
”... you gotta do crazy stuff.” (0:11)

Joe tells Laura’s police woman sister Ellie, "If my weed man can’t get up in here to give me my weed, we gonna have a problem."
”... that I can smoke weed if the weed is right.”
Cora: ”Tell your weed man to come see me.”
Joe: ”Don’t be threatening my weed man.”
”Threatenin’ my weed man...”
Cora: ”Weed is illegal here.”
Tim: ”I think you mean prescription, right?”
Ellie tells Joe, ”... tell your weed man, come see me.”
Joe: ”... If I go ahead and count my joint, and I’m runnin’ low...” (0:17)

Joe tells Davi, "Your generation is turning nuts into nutmeg..."
Madea: ”Don’t be talkin’ to that damn fool.” (0:19)

Madea, referring to her cousin Bam: "She high as hell." (0:23)

Leroy tells Davi’s great-aunt Agnes Brown, "My sugar gets low sometimes when I get excited or get anxious about somethin’." (0:32)

Bam: "High is what I was when I got here, but I ain’t high now." (0:39)

Davi tells Agnes and his cousin Cathy, "Don’t worry about it." (0:40)

Agnes tells Laura, "... I worried about him coming over to America on his own." (0:41)

Madea: "... I’m about to runnin’ out of patience. I’m runnin’ out of patience..."
Agnes: "My name is Agnes, and I am an alcoholic." (0:43)

Madea: ”... Cora, that’s straight up weed that you gave ‘em.”
”They high as hell.”
Davi: ”My great-aunt is high?” (0:49)

Joe lights a marijuana cigarette. (0:49)

Ellie asks Laura, "Can you believe they got high?" (0:50)

Madea tells Laura, referring to Richard and lawyer Sylvia, ”Baby, that man ran off with your best friend...”
Madea: "I knew he was messin’ around with somebody..." (0:52)

Madea tells Agnes, ”Don’t worry about it...”
Referring to the edibles, "That’s why I use it."
Agnes: ”Oh, like an addict.”
Madea: ”You got to microdose it.” (0:59)

Davi asks Tim, "Are you nervous?" (1:01)

Agnes: "Davi, why are you behaving this way?"
Fight with head injuries
Bam: ”Mabel, I’m so confused...”
”I’m high, but I ain’t that high.”
Agnes: ”That’s like the Runaway Bride.” (1:04)

Madea gives Agnes another edible.
Agnes: ”When Davi’s parents passed away...”
”When they passed away...”
Madea: ”What if that ain’t his dream?”
Agnes: ”Feck his dream.”
Agnes swallows a handful of edibles. (1:12)

Madea handles marijuana cigarettes.
Madea tells Laura, ”Sometimes trauma will grow you up faster than a 50-year-old.”
”Agnes on that shit...”
”I don’t think it’s age you worried about.”
”It’s the weed.”
”If you was high, you’d be right there with me.”
Laura: ”Enjoy your weed.”
Madea: ”I got a prescription...” (1:16)

Madea tells Tim, "Don’t worry about this." (1:24)

Madea tells Agnes’ daughter Cathy Brown, "I got this from Aretha Franklin." (1:26)

Leroy, referring to Tim’s speech: "Maybe he got it memorized. He got it memorized." (1:28)

Tim: "... I was really worried what they would think."
Madea, referring to Joe: ”He was too high to come.” (1:29)

Agnes: "He was found in a hotel room naked with a drunk sheep." (1:36)

Madea tells Agnes, "I fell asleep on that indica."
”I’m high as hell...”
”I’m high as hell.”
Leroy asks Madea, ”Baby, what you dreamin’ up here about?” (1:36)