Runaway Bride

Beautician Margaret “Maggie” Carpenter composes a letter: "... to bother with something silly like accurate reporting..." 
"... Call me a sentimental fool..." (0:09)

Reporter Homer Eisenhower "Ike" Graham tells his ex-wife and editor Ellie Graham, "... don’t knock drunk guys in bars..." (0:11)

Ike asks Maggie, "You nervous?" 
Maggie: “... I’ve been having all kinds of weird dreams.” (0:18)

Sign: "PRESCRIPTIONS" (0:20)

Maggie’s father Walter tells Ike, "... her mother, may she rest in peace. We were all so proud of Maggie..." (0:22)

Maggie’s football coach fiance Bob Kelly tells Ike, "Sports psychology." (0:23)

Maggie tells Father Brian Norris, "... I’m just so stressed out..." 
Referring to Ike, ”... The man is a lunatic...” (0:32)

Ike tells Maggie’s friend and coworker Peggy Flemming, referring to her DJ husband Cory, " You must be very proud of him." (0:39)

Maggie tells Peggy, "I’m definitely going to have to kill myself..." 
Peggy: “... like I’m charming and mysterious...” 
”Maggie, I’m not worried about...” (0:42)

Ike tells Maggie, "A little too Silence of the Lambs..." 
”... anybody can honestly say...” (0:51)

Bob tells Ike, "... Maggie is the sweetest person... All the sports shrinks use this..." 
Ike: ”... do you spike the bouquet?" (0:57)

Walter appears intoxicated.
Walter tells Maggie, "... let their fathers pass out." (1:01)

Maggie tells Ike, referring to Walter, "He’s been drinking more and more since my mom passed away." (1:02)

Ike tells Maggie, "I don’t like snakes." (1:04)

Ellie tells Ike, referring to her husband, Ike’s boss, Fisher, "He makes me crazy." 
”... him, me and our therapist.” (1:07)

Ike tells Maggie, "... They’re about to see you hang yourself again." (1:13)

Maggie tells Ike, "... you’re a cynical, exploitive, mean-hearted creep..." (1:15)

Maggie tells Walter, "... I don’t like that I have a father who’s drunk all the time..." (1:17)

Bob tells Maggie, "... You’re tensing..." 
Bob punches Ike in the face. (1:20)

Maggie: "... I’m nervous..." (1:29)

Her Grandma Julia tells Maggie, "Good luck, sweet girl." (1:33)

A woman reads her newspaper: "Hardware honey goes nuts and bolts." 
Headline: ”Maggie’s mad dash” (1:37)

Cory: “... may the good lord make you smart enough..." (1:37)

Reference in A Madea Homecoming