All About Steve

Mary Magdalene Horowitz tells her editor Soloman, "... I’ll be forced to get a lobotomy. Brain cancer, lobotomy. Brain cancer, lobotomy..." (0:04)

Mary, narrating, referring to crosswords: "... fun a person can have without passing out." (0:05)

Mary tells the kids, "... Crossword constructors have above average intelligence..." (0:06)

Mary tells news videographer Steven “Steve” Miller, "... this bouquet of mixed emotions..." 
Steve: ”Okay, big crazy person.” (0:14)

Reporter Hartman Hughes tells a coworker, "... Jackie, looking sweet..." (0:21)

Mary: "Father, you’re making me crazy." (0:23)

Hugh tells Steve and their assistant Angus Tran, "... to come to a dangerous hostage crisis." 
Television news headline: "HOSTAGE CRISIS” (0:24)

Mary, talking on the bus: "... coke... not the cola or the booger sugar... Hitler’s typewriter. Hitler’s typewriter..." (0:27)

Reporter Vasquez: "... Now with joint custody..." (0:33)

Angus tells Hugh and Steve, "...intelligent arguments... intelligent arguments..." (0:34)

Steve tells Mary, "Oh, that’s sweet of you..." (0:38)

Mary tells “Booby Botanist,” "... a medical phenomenon." (0:40)

Angus tells Steve, referring to Mary, "... like a stalker." 
Hugh: ”Stalker. Who has a stalker?” (0:41)

Protester Howard tells Mary, "This glue is making me high." (0:42)

Hugh asks Mary, ”... help us work through Steve’s fear?” 
"... he starts throwing words around like cuckoo and loony and crazy..." 
”... Be calm and focused...” 
”... Focus...” 
”Bravery.” 
Mary: ”Well, I’m a little nervous.” (0:45)

Angus asks Steve, referring to Mary, "You said she was hyper?" 
Steve: “Yeah, she’s really hyper.”
Angus: ”... As long as she’s hyper you don’t have to worry about it.” (0:46)

Steve asks Mary, "... How come you’re not more hyper? It’s freaking me out... got to be honest with you." 
Mary: ”... Harriet Lerner, psychologist...” (0:48)

Steve punches Hugh in the face. 
His camera hits Steve in the nose. (0:49)

Steve, referring to Mary: "... She’s stalking me." (0:51)

Steve tells Hugh, referring to Mary, "... She’s insane..." 
”... She’s stalking me.” 
Angus: ”She’s not stalking you...” (0:51)

Angus asks Mary, referring to Steve, "Why are you stalking him?" 
Mary: ”... I’m not stalking... stalking... stalking...” 
”... Steven is a smart...” (0:52)

Mary: "... very smart cicadas..." (0:59)

Danny: "Hey, Chris, any celebrities arrested for drunk driving today?..." (1:00)

Hugh: "... murder method for crazy women." 
Referring to his father: ”... got killed... he’s gonna be really proud of me in heaven.” 
Angus tells Steve, ”Mary is not a psycho. You’re the psycho. She’s just a smart girl...” (1:02)

Mary tells BB and Howard, "... Perseverance..." (1:05)

Hugh, reporting: "... Elation here in Colorado..." (1:06)

A fireman tells another rescue worker, "... to confirm she’s conscious." (1:09)

A reporter asks Mary’s father, referring to Mary, "... suicide attempt?" 
Mary’s father: ”... The word depression is not in her vocabulary...” (1:11)

A rescuer reads Mary’s note: "I think you mean, “Am I conscious?” Not “Am I conscience?” Conscious means alert and awake...” 
”... Yes, I am conscious...” (1:14)

Reporter, referring to Mary: "... described as freakishly intelligent... Ted Kaczynski, the unabomber..." 
Steve, referring to Mary: ”... she’s kind... and she’s smart. She’s super smart...” (1:16)

Mary: "... not to worry..." (1:17)

Danny: "I’m gonna have to make that idiot anchor." (1:30)

Mary quotes Will Short, "We have a natural compulsion.” 
Mary: “... fresh Mary Horowitz wisdom... If you have to stalk him..." (1:33)