Evil Bong 2: King Bong

Evil Bong

Reprised from Evil Bong, Alistair McDowell tells Larnell, "... I’m not a narcotics officer..." (0:01)

Bachman reads an ad: "Large bong for sale... a killer... bong, man." (0:01)

Hookah (0:01)

Larnell: "Does my bong look different?" (0:01)

The three roommates smoke the hookah. (0:01)

King Bong

Marijuana plants animation repeats throughout between scenes. (0:03)

Sculpture of Jesus smoking a marijuana cigarette. (0:06, 1:11, 1:22)

Larnell tells Alistair, "I haven’t slept in days."
”You don’t want to be brainwashed into thinking like all the other sheep out there. ”
Larnell offers Alistair a joint.
”Dude, it wasn’t the weed. It was the bong, that evil... bong, Al.”
Larnell gives Bachman a joint.
Alistair asks Larnell, referring to Bachman, ”He’s got amnesia?”
Bachman falls unconscious.
Larnell tells Alistair, ”... doesn’t remember anything when he wakes up...”
Alistair: ”Well it sounds like he’s narcoleptic.”
”Larnell, narcolepsy is a medical condition...”
Larnell, referring to doctors: ”They’re all in league with pharmaceutical companies, pushing pills we don’t need and keeping weed off the shelves...”
Alistair asks Larnell, ”Have you been narcoleptic too?” (0:07)

Brett appears at the door, obese.
Bachman regains consciousness. He calls Brett Jaba the Hutt.
Bachman experiences cataplexy.
Luann: ”What the hell happened to the idiot?”
Brett, referring to Bachman: ”... he used to... when he got baked...”
Alistair: ”... Bachman has narcolepsy...”
”It’s exaggerated side effects of smoking pot. How long has Bachman been exhibiting these symptoms?”
”... they were two of the first to be affected by the bong...”
Larnell: ”Sometimes I can’t control my sexual urges.”
Alistair: ”Lowered inhibitions, another side effect.”
”... the three of you were the first to smoke from the bong. Somehow, you’re having delayed side effects, exaggerated side effects.”
Brett: ”You smoked from the bong too, Al.”
Alistair: ”Maybe my side effects won’t present themselves until later.”
Luann: ”I smoked from the bong...”
Larnell: ”It’s the bong, bro...”
Alistair: ”We need to find somebody who can tell us more about the bong...”
”What about... the one who delivered the bong to you?”
Larnell: ”There’s a method to this madness...”
Brett tells Luann, ”I don’t need your... sympathy.”
Luann: ”Why don’t you just have your little idiots give you a ride home?” (0:13)

Larnell smokes a joint. (0:21)

Larnell tells delivery man Rabbit, "Dude, in the box was a bong, an evil bong..."
Rabbit: ”I remember that bong.”
Bachman smokes. He tells Alistair, “... talkin’ about the ganja, bro.”
Larnell passes the joint to Rabbit: ”Hit this.”
Rabbit smokes. He tells them, “... he bought that bong when he was in the Peace Corps...” (0:23)

Alistair: "... we need to research the bong’s origin... where Jimbo bought the bong..."
Larnell: ”... cannibals are living here...”
Alistair: ”The chances of any cannibals living in the region is remote...”
”... those skulls are... to scare cannibals away, not an indication that any cannibals live here.” (0:26)

Medical student Velicity: "... my dad passed away a few months ago..."
Bachman suffers cataplexy. (0:28)

Velicity, referring to Bachman: "... this one’s a narcoleptic..."
Brett tells Larnell, ”Knock it off, perv.”
Velicity: ”... a lowering of sexual inhibitions... has something to do with this strange bong...”
Larnell: ”An evil bong...”
Rabbit: ”Do you smell weed?”
Velicity: ”... tell me more about this evil bong...” (0:29)

Rabbit, discovering large packages, tells Larnell, "I told you I smelled weed..." (0:33)

Larnells grandfather Cyril tells Rabbit, referring to Larnell, "... you’re as brain dead as this micro-dicked moron here."
Rabbit: ”Why don’t we try some of your stash?”
Larnell: ”Gramps, what are you doing with all this weed?”
Cyril: ”This weed...”
Cyril tells Velicity, ”Don’t tell me he’s brought those bunch of morons with him.”
Rabbit tells Velicity and Larnell, ”You two need Dr. Phil to the rescue, big time.” (0:34)

Velicity: "This is a very special type of marijuana..."
Alistair: ”... we smelled marijuana...”
Velicity: ”... the value of the drug is high on the black market... it’s potential value as a medicinal is infinite.”
”I believe that this drug has curative powers...”
Bachman: ”I could probably use some of that weed.”
Alistair: ”Look, the pieces of the bong.”
Bachman: ”Dudes, I think I’m tweaking.”
”Dudes, it’s super weed.”
Velicity: ”We need to get her... away from the marijuana.”
Rabbit: ”... that thing may be worth more than the weed.”
”We put the talking bong on TV...”
Larnell asks Bachman, ”Are you nuts?” (0:36)

Bachman, Brett and Larnell smoke joints.
Velicity: ”It’s for medicinal purposes, Rabbit...” (0:39)

Bachman suffers a cataplexy attack.
Brett: ”This stupid weed’s not working, man.”
Alistair: ”These symptoms won’t vanish instantaneously.”
Larnell calls Rabbit, ”Stoner.” (0:42)

By telephone, Cyril tells someone, "This is the score of a lifetime..."
Velicity: ”About the marijuana?”
Bong Eebee: ”She’s talkin’ about the ganja... my sweet sweet weed.”
Cyril: ”Do you imagine that when the big drug companies find out about the marijuana...?”
Velicity: ”... as long as the drug helps save lives.”
Cyril: ”Are those morons still around?”
Velicity: ”I think it’s the marijuana.”
Eebee: ”You’re damn right it’s the marijuana...” (0:43)

Eebee tells Cyril, "... use some of that sweet weed to put me back together." (0:46)

Velicity: "It was supposed to be used for medicine..."
Rabbit: ”You don’t know if that weed’s gonna work...” (0:47)

Eebee comes back together as a hookah.
Rabbit tells Cyril, ”This is super weed you got.”
Cyril: ”You must be stoned on some of that weed...”
”You’re not speaking to us, retard.”
”Looks like she wants the bong.”
Rabbit: ”Don’t let ‘em take the weed...”
A woman strikes Cyril in the head with a spear. (0:48)

Velicity tells Larnell, "... finally gave me a chance to test the medicinal properties of the drug."
Larnell: ”... Bachman’s gotta sell drugs to underaged kids.” (0:52)

Brett, referring to Cyril: "Dude’s delirious."
Cyril: ”They took the bong...”
”Find those bong-knapping bitches.” (0:53)

Rabbit: "This is some crazy shit."
Rabbit smokes from hookah King Bong. (0:54)

Alistair tells Bachman, "... you’d still be narcoleptic..." (0:56)

Both hookahs. Larnell: "Oh man, it’s the evil... bong...?"
Velicity: ”This bong can talk too...?”
Larnell: ”We went into the bong.”
Alistair: ”It wasn’t until you guys were killed in the bong world that you actually died.”
”You mean destroy this bong, this King Bong?”
Eebee tells King Bon, referring to Larnell, ”You’ve got to destroy his symbol of power.”
Larnell: ”Symbol of power?”
Bachman and Brett smoke from King Bong. (0:56)

Alistair smokes from King Bong. (1:00)

Rabbit asks Alistair, "Are you crazy?"
Alistair: ”We’ve gotta destroy that King Bong...”
A woman strikes Alistair in the face, rendering him unconscious. (1:02)

Brett strikes Bachman in the face.
He tells Bachman, ”We were supposed to come up with a can of whoop ass on King Bong...”
King Bong tells Rabbit, ”... don’t worry...” (1:04)

Larnell smokes from King Bong.
Eebee: ”Good luck, you crazy sucker...” (1:05)

Alistair tells Larnell, "I must’ve been knocked unconscious..." (1:06)

Brett and Bachman tell each other, referring to Rabbit, "They’re turning him into a giant doobie."
Rabbit preys: ”... I swear I’ll stop smoking and drinking...”
King Bong: ”Right now you need to ask whether you are a doobie or a don’t be.”
Alistair: ”Look, the bong.”
Larnell: ”That bong’s got bling.”
Alistair: ”Remember, we have to destroy its symbol of power.” (1:07)

King Bong turns Rabbit into a joint.
Rabbit: ”I’m a... doobie.”
King Bong: ”What you doin’, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?” (1:07)

Bachman: "That was one hell of a trip, dudes."
Velicity tells Larnell, ”I could use some help transporting the marijuana back to the states.”
Larnell: ”Those big wigs at the pharmaceutical companies won’t know what hit ‘em.” (1:10)

Bachman smokes a joint. (1:11)

Rabbit tokes a joint. (1:14)

King Bong: "I’m King Bong, baby... the evil bong... all I’m worrying about right now is... Drives you crazy..." (1:14)