Men in Black

Men in Black II | Men in Black 3

Agent K (Kevin Brown): "... Grandma, don’t worry... What if I break your face?" (0:04)

Agent K: "... This is called a neuralizer... the ones for memory..." (0:07)

Police detective James Darrell Edwars III tells a suspect, "... Don’t even worry about it..."
The suspect appears to jump to his death. (0:12)

Farmer Edgar’s wife Beatrice faints. (0:15)

Dr. Laurel Weaver tells Edwards, now as Agent J, "... Deputy Medical Examiner..." (0:17)

Pawn shop manager Jack Jeebs tells Agent J, "... I’m a huge crack dealer..." 
Agent J: ”... smart ass...” 
Referring to Agent K: ”... he is just crazy...” 
Jeebs: ”He’s always crazy...” 
Alien, emerging from Jeebs’ body: ”You insensitive prick...” (0:19)

Agent K tells Agent J, "... you won’t remember a thing." 
Agent K neuralizes Agent J.(0:21)

Agent K tells Agent J, ”... you need to lay off the sauce...” (0:21)

Edgar tells the exterminator, "... barely conscious pond scum..." (0:22)

Agent K asks Agent J, "... Did you ever see the movie Casablanca?..." (0:29)

Agent J tells Agent K, "... People are smart..." 
Agent K: ”A person is smart. People are... panicky...” (0:31)

Agent K tells Agent J, "... He’s grouchy... cranky..." 
”... kinda makes you proud....” 
Agent J: ”... everybody told me I was crazy...” (0:34)

Chief Zed: "... only as deja vu..." (0:37)

Beatrice tells Agent J and Agent K, "Anyway, I come to..." 
Agent K neuralizes Beatrice.
Agent J asks Agent K: ”... it erases her memory...?” 
Agent K: "Standard issue neuralizer." (0:47)

Agent J asks Agent K, "... When do I get my... memory messer-upper...?" 
Agent K: ”... craves sugar water...?” 
”... a massive inferiority complex...” (0:48)

Weaver tells Agent J, "... I’m having the strangest feeling of deja vu." 
Referring to the corpse: ”... under enough stress...” 
”This freaking you out?” (0:53)

Agent K neuralizes Weaver twice. 
Agent J asks Agent K, ”... you’re not worried about no...?...” 
”... in charge of the flashy memory thing” (0:56)

Zed tells Agent J, “... you’ll have a psychotic episode..." (0:59)

Agent J tells Agent K, "... That grumpy guy story..." (1:00)

Agent K tells Agent J, "... don’t worry about the bug..." (1:04)

Agent J tells Agent K, referring to Weaver, "... her med school classes..." (1:10)

Agent J tells Weaver, "... some drunken prom date..." 
Edgar jumps through a window. (1:12)

Agent J tells Agent K, "You do know Elvis is dead..." 
Agent K: ”... Elvis is not dead...” (1:18)

A baseball hits an outfielder's head. (1:20)

Edgar tells Agent K and Agent J, "Oh you idiots..." (1:21)

Agent J neuralizes Agent K. (1:29)

Newspaper headline: "... 35-year coma!" (1:29)

References in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, Paul