Paul

Author Clive Goolings asks his illustrator Graeme Willy, "How long have we dreamt about this?" (0:05)

Graeme asks waitress Pat, “Can I have an E.T. malt, please?" (0:08)

Clive tells Graeme, "I had jet lag." (0:11)

Graeme tells Clive, "This is like Deliverance." (0:12)

When Clive sees alien Paul, he faints. 
Paul: ”... He fainted.” 
Graeme: ”Yeah, but you made him faint.” 
Paul: ”... set my phaser to ‘faint’.” (0:14)

Paul tells Graeme, "... you... idiot... You’re in shock..." (0:16)

Paul tells Clive, "... You psychotic nerd." 
Clive strikes Paul in the head. (0:19)

Agent O’Reilly tells Agent Haggard, "Way to go, Dirty Harry." (0:21)

Clive tells Graeme, "... neurotoxic paint... caused us to suffer a shared hallucination..." (0:22)

Graeme tells Paul, "Oh, like Predator." 
Clive: ”Am I the only sane person here?...” (0:22)

Paul tells Graeme and Clive, "... but don’t worry..." (0:27)

Paul tells Clive, "... Everyone’s bi on my planet..." 
Clive: ”Agent Mulder was right.” 
Paul: ”Agent Mulder was my idea.”
”... let’s get f....d up.” (0:34)

Ruth Buggs tells Clive and Graeme, "... product of intelligent design." 
Ruth faints. 
Pau: ”... She fainted... They faint.” (0:38)

Ruth regains consciousness. 
Ruth loses consciousness.
Graeme loses consciousness.” (0:40)

Ruth’s father Moses tells special agent Lorenzo Zoil, "... after her mama died." (0:42)

By radio, Zoil tells Haggard, "... find that crazy old bastard’s little girl..." (0:43)

Graeme tells Ruth, "... billions of intelligent civilizations..." 
Clive tells Paul, ”I have dreamt about meeting you ever since I saw Mac and Me.” 
Clive loses consciousness. (0:44)

Zoil smacks O’Reilly’s face.
By telephone, Zoil tells Ruth, "... Your father is extremely worried..."
Haggard smacks O'Reilly's face. 
Ruth: ”... I’m confused.”
Zoil strikes Haggard’s head. (0:52)

Brawl with traumatic head injuries. (0:53)

Graeme tells Gus and Jake, referring to Ruth, "She’s fairly new to it, to be honest." 
Jake punches Clive in the face.
Gus and Jake faint.
Graeme: ”Ha, only one of us fainted.” (0:53)

Paul: "... Only an idiot would stop right now..." 
”We’re idiots, remember?” (0:54)

Paul: "... I thought I was gonna pass out..." (0:57)

Paul smokes a marijuana cigarette.
Ruth: "Hit me." 
Ruth loses consciousness. 
Paul: ”... the thought transfer...” 
”On the way to the mental labs...” 
”... Let’s lighten the mood...”
Paul: ”... be honest...” (0:58)

Paul tells Clive, "You're obsessed with midgets." (1:02)

Theater marquee" DUEL (1:03)

Paul asks young Keith Nash, "... you’re not freaked out by me?" (1:03)

Paul: "I gotta quit smoking." (1:06)

Tara Walton tells Paul, "... Everyone said I was mad... that I was concussed and hallucinating..." 
”... said I was crazy...” (1:13)

Paul renders Zoil unconscious. 
Paul’s head hits a door frame. 
Graeme strikes Haggard on the head. (1:15)

Tara: "Oh, my weed." (1:17)

Graeme punches Zoil’s boss in the face. 
Paul: "... Insane." 
Zoil’s boss strikes Graeme in the head. She punches Clive in the face. Tara socks Zoil’s boss in the nose. (1:25)

Graeme: "... I can honestly say, Clive..." 
Graeme appears to die. (1:27)

Paul tells Clive, "... to be honest." (1:32)

Clive: "I’m very proud of you, Graeme." 
Graeme: ”I’m very proud of you, sausage.” (1:36)

Ruth tells Pat, "You should see me out of these crazy clothes." (1:36)