Shrek 2

Shrek | Shrek the Third

Prince Charming, narrating, referring to himself: "... he was the bravest and most handsome..." (0:01)

His friend Donkey tells ogre Shrek and Shrek’s wife Princess Fiona, referring to Dragon, "... She’s been all moody..." 
”... You don’t have to worry about a thing...” (0:05)

Shrek: "... they might be a bit shocked..." 
Fiona: ”... don’t worry...” (0:07)

Gingy: "Don’t worry..." (0:08)

Donkey: "... caviar dreams from now on..." (0:11)

Her fairy godmother tells Fiona, "... Now, don’t worry..." (0:19)

Fiona tells Shrek, "... You’re behaving like a..." (0:22)

King Harold tells Fairy Godmother, "They tend to make me a bit drowsy." 
Fairy Godmother: ”... some gender confused wolf...” (0:25)

Harold tells Shrek, "... let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier..." (0:31)

Donkey tells Shrek, "Hey, don’t worry about it." (0:33)

Donkey tells Shrek, "... Then this fool went off... then they all got drunk..." 
”... Don’t go projecting on me...” (0:36)

Donkey: "Shrek, are you off your nut?" 
”... donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures...” (0:44)

Fairy Godmother tells her son Prince Charming, "... We’re just going to have to come up with something smarter..." (0:47)

Donkey: "... Oh sweet sister..." (0:50)

Donkey: "Shrek, don’t worry..." (0:51)

Fiona faints. (0:52)

Puss in Boots reads the label on the potion bottle: "Warning: Side effects may include... Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders." 
”... To make the effects of this potion permanent...” (0:54)

Fairy Godmother tells Shrek, referring to Fiona, "... she’s finally found the prince of her dreams." (0:59)

Puss: "Oh, he sounds dreamy." 
Shrek: ”... shockingly, this isn’t making me feel any better... Fiona gets the man she’s always dreamed of...” (1:01)

Fiona tells Harold, referring to Shrek, "... he’s completely lost his mind." (1:06)

Puss: "I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad." 
Donkey: ”Say something crazy...” (1:07)

Fiona butts Charming in the head with her own head, rendering him unconscious. (1:16)

Donkey tells Puss, "... I’m just not in the mood." (1:24)