Shrek the Third

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Gingerbread Man: "This is worse than Love Letters..." (0:01)

Rapunzel: "Hark, the brave Prince Charming approaches." (0:01)

The dresser and make up artist restrains Shrek to a chair. (0:05)

Puss in Boots: "Some people just don’t understand boundaries." (0:08)

King Harold (frog) tells Shrek, ”... I am proud to call you my son.”
Shrek: ”And I’m proud to call you my frog-king...” 
Harold dies. (0:10)

Lillian floats Harold’s ashes on a lily pad. (0:13)

Brawl with head injuries (0:17)

Donkey tells Dragon, "... but don't worry..." (0:18)

Shrek awakens from a nightmare. (0:23)

Shrek tells Donkey, "It’s not my life I’m worried about ruining... ‘as sweet as an ogre’..." (0:24)

Shrek, referring to Lancelot, believing him to be Arthur: "Strong, handsome..." (0:27)

Rapunzel asks Fiona, "So, have you had any cravings since you’ve been pregnant?" 
Fiona: ”... That’s so sweet...” 
”You’re too kind, Snow.” (0:32)

Dora smacks Snow White in the head. (0:35)

Arthur tells Shrek, "... Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle." 
Donkey: ”Don't worry about it...” 
Puss in Boots tells Arthur, ”The whole kingdom will look to you for wisdom and guidance.” (0:39)

Shrek: "... Artie, if you think this whole mad scene isn’t dope... if what I’m sayin’ ain’t straight trippin’... I’ll know it’s wack." 
Arthur answers Shrek, referring to Merlin: ”Yeah, he was the school’s magic teacher until he had a nervous breakdown...” 
Merlin: ”... at the request of my therapist...” 
”... you’re in the midst of a self-destructive rage spiral...” 
Shrek: ”Self-destructive...?...” 
Merlin: ”... It’s either that or some primal scream therapy.” (0:42)

Merlin strikes Arthur in the head.
Merlin tells Arthur, "Proper head case you are..." 
”Just thought I might help set the mood...” (0:46)

Shrek tells Arthur, ... with my obvious charm and good looks..." (0:48)

Captain Hook yells the others, "Cowards." (0:53)

Arthur tells Merlin, "... There’s a mean person doing mean things to good people..."
Merlin: ”... there could be some side effects...” 
Donkey: ”Side effects?” 
Merlin: ”Don’t worry...” (0:54)

Donkey, in Puss in Boots’ body: "I haven’t been on a trip like that since college." (0:56)

Puss in Boots, in Donkey’s body, tells Shrek, "Don’t worry, jefe..." 
Donkey tells the soldiers, ”... Our client cannot get into his proper emotional state...” (0:58)

Charming tells Shrek, "Don’t worry..." 
Shrek tells Arthur, ”... I just needed some fool to replace me...” (1:00)

Queen Lillian uses her head to break through stone walls. (1:05)

Dora punches guards in their heads. (1:09)

Charming: "Oh you morons..." 
Dora punches a woman in the face. (1:15)