The Wedding Planner

Wedding planner Mary Fiore tells the bride, "... When I did Whitney Houston’s wedding, she was even more nervous than you..." (0:01)

Labels: “FIORIC...,” "SEDATIVE,” "SEDATIVES,” “KRAZY" (0:05)

Mary: "I Honestly Love You,..." 
Her assistant Penny Nicholson tells Mary, "Speaking of honest love...” (0:13)

Toast: "... happiness to keep you sweet, enough trials to keep you strong..." 
Mary: ”... enough determination...” (0:14)

Bride-to-be Francine Donolly tells Mary, "... like a psychotic poodle..." (0:15)

Francine’s pediatrician fiance Dr. Steve Edison tells Mary, "Your mental clarity is excellent... don’t appear to have a concussion..." 
Mary faints. (0:18)

Steve asks the children, "... How’s our patient doing?" 
Steve tells Mary, ”... haven’t had patient over the age of six...” (0:20)

Penny tells Steve, "... about a career in medicine, something medicinal..." (0:24)

Penny tells Steve, "... that medical chat." (0:25)

Mary tells Steve, "... after my mom died my dad became, like, obsessed..." 
Screening of Two Tickets to Broadway
Steve: ”I think you’re being kind, Mary...” (0:27)

Penny: "... Are you guys crazy?..." (0:31)

Fran tells Mary, "Like a fool..." (0:31)

Fran tells Mary, "... I look like a retarded string bean." (0:33)

Dance instructor Basil St. Moseley: "... a fear of dancing..." (0:35)

Steve tells Mary, ”... right before you passed out.” (0:37)

Mary tells Penny, "I never get emotionally involved..." (0:38)

His friend Dr. John tells Steve, "... That’s anxiety..." 
Steve: ”... It’s anxiety.” (0:40)

Steve tells Mary, "... you can be honest and faithful to..." (0:44)

Fran asks Mary, referring to Steve, "... medical foundation? 
Mary: “He wants to give up his patients?" (0:48)

Mary tells Steve, "... “I Honestly Love You”... matrimonial suicide... “
Steve: “... a bitter and cynical woman." (0:51)

Her father Salvatore tells Mary, "... I had... and a low I.Q...." (0:54)

Steve tells Mary, "A little depressing..." 
Steve: ”... Krazy Glue... the Krazy Glue?...” (0:57)

Steve tells Mary, "... call you bitter and cynical..." (0:59)

Her childhood friend Massimo tells Mary, "... You need to learn the patience..." 
”I say your mother was a very wise woman.” (1:05)

Steve tells Mary, "... some slit-my-wrist Susans..." (1:06)

Mary appears intoxicated. (1:08)

A coworker tells Mary, "... about to receive a medical degree... recently had a sex change operation...”
”A little tense?" (1:17)

Fran tells Mary, "... It drives me nuts..." (1:18)

Mass tells Mary, "... I act like a fool..." (1:21)

Francine tells Steve, "... you selfish bastard." (1:28)

Penny tells Steve, "... I’m gonna faint..." (1:31)

Mary: "... Don’t worry, Papa..." (1:34)

Screening of Flirtation Walk (1:37)

Reference in Drunk Parents